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Predictions: Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers

Jay Cutler is Jesus

Shawn (7-3, 7-3 ATS) — Alright, my picking record is the same as the Green Bay Packers, and I hope that continues for a while.

The Packers surprised me and many others by turning their shit around in one week, last week. The defense played inspired ball, improving upon their performance against Detroit the week before. The offense was still a comedy of errors at times, but Eddie Lacy jumped off the back of the milk carton and made his presence felt for once. Lacy, coupled with some big plays on offense, made up for a lack of consistency as the Packers finally got to 30 points again.

The Chicago Bears are better than we thought they’d be. John Fox might be a fairly decent coach, and the Bears have exceeded expectations. In fact, if the Bears hadn’t given away their game against the Vikings, they’d be right with the Vikings in begging for scraps from the NFC North table.

Part of the Bears exceeding expectations is that Jacob Cutler has actually not been that shitty. John Fox has come up with the novel idea of having Cutler throw less. In return, Cutler has been more efficient. He is completing over 63 percent of his passes, which is better than Aaron Rodgers this season. He has only thrown 6 INTs in 10 games. Of course, he is also throwing fewer TDs, with just 13 of those. Unsurprisingly, Fox is trying to build a team that runs the football and plays defense.

After being out for weeks, Matt Forte is expected to play on Thursday night. Considering Jeremy Langford has been pretty good, I don’t think it is a big difference if Forte plays or doesn’t. Eddie Royal and Martellus Bennett are both out, which gives the Packers defense less to worry about. The bigger question is whether Alshon Jeffery is going to play or not. He didn’t play on Sunday, and usually guys who miss a Sunday game don’t play a Thursday game. On the other hand, he is by far the Bears’ best receiver; so the Bears may rush him onto the field if he can run at all.

Regardless of how Cutler performs, the Bears got issues if both Jeffery and Bennett don’t play. I don’t expect the Bears to have the kind of success running the football that they did in week 1. So, if Cutler lacks targets, their offense is screwed.

I am hoping the Packers play an all-around better game on offense this week. The Bears rank 25th defensively against the run. If the Packers get Lacy going again, that should help open up their passing offense. The Bears have been decent against the pass without having a lot of great players either rushing the passer or covering, but they’ve struggled containing Aaron Rodgers and likely will again on Thursday night.

Randall Cobb is coming off one of his worst games as a pro, but he loves playing against the Bears and should have the opportunity for a big bounce back game. I also think the Packers special teams or defense are due to put some points on the board. Though the Bears will be spirited, I think the Packers should be able to eclipse the 30-point mark again.

This is an extremely important game for both teams. The Bears can keep unlikely playoff hopes alive with a win. Plus, it is always a big feather in their cap if they can beat the Packers in Lambeau. The Packers need to keep moving forward. If they lose, they give up their division lead, likely, and would do the unthinkable in losing two games in a row at home. Can’t happen.

I believe that the festivities of the evening should add more energy to the crowd and ultimately to the players. I think the Packers will come out ready to play. The Bears might too, but I don’t think that will be enough. The Bears are a threat and the Packers need to play well, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Packers started fast and got out front like in past games at home. I wouldn’t be shocked if it was a close game, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Packers rolled them, either.

Packers 31, Bears 20

Jay Cutler: discipline

Monty (6-4, 6-4 ATS) — Well, suddenly the Green Bay Packers are a very tough team to pick correctly. That will happen when you’re all over the map.

This Green Bay Packers team has gone from borderline dominant to so-so to looking like the biggest pile of shit in the NFL over the course of this season. Then last week, they miraculously looked like a very solid playoff team once again.

Totally out of the blue. After stringing together the ugliest three-game stretch of football I can remember since maybe the pre-Holmgren era.

Do I know what to expect this week? Not a clue.

This team could clearly just decide they’re going to beat anyone on any given day. They may just as well shit in their jammies and the roll around in their own fecal matter for 60 minutes.

Really hard to say.

I’ll tell you what this does remind me of.

Every other season Mike McCarthy has been the head coach of the Green Bay Packers. The Packers always have a stretch of games where they play uninspired, disgusting football. That stretch typically just happens at the beginning of every season, not in the middle of it.

That’s why this feels so foreign.

McCarthy made such a big deal about starting fast this year that he forgot about the tough part of the schedule (and Detroit).

My point here is this. In past years, the Packers have taken some lumps and then they’ve gone on a roll. I’m thinking we’re now done with that stretch and let the roll begin.

What’s clear to me is — and I said it prior to the Vikings game — the Packers need Eddie Lacy. And that means they need to feed Eddie Lacy the goddam ball 15-plus times per game.

That idiot Tom Clements seems to have finally discovered that, last week.

So, let’s saddle up Easy Ed. That will open things up for Aaron Rodgers. The defense should keep playing as well as they have the past two weeks.

This Bears team is better than Marc Trestman’s Bears and, as Shawn mentioned, our main man Cutty! isn’t playing like our main man Cutty! anymore.

He’s playing some good football.

Still, these Bears are no world beaters. They’re a middle-of-the-road football team and the Packers should handle them now that they have their stretch of suckitude out of the way.

Rodgers will have himself a nice game because if he doesn’t, I’m dusting off Favre and sending him out there to sling some guns.

The Packers are favored by nine. I hate that line. It’s too high to like, but I’ll tell you what. All the momentum is pointing towards something similar to what happened the last time the Bears came to Lambeau Field.

The gap won’t be as large (41 points) because this Bears team isn’t as shitty, but I’m taking the Packers.

Packers 37, Bears 17

young Jay Cutler


Shawn Neuser attended UWGB and lives and works in Green Bay. He enjoys long walks on the beach and being intimate with game film.



  1. rebelgb November 26, 2015

    Packers run all over the bears with Lacy and screens to Starks.

    Packers will blitz relentlessly if Ashley is out.

    Expect one TD from our Special Teams or Defense.

    Packers get on a roll: 37 – 13 over da Bears.

  2. Lombardi's Ghost November 26, 2015

    This could be trouble. The Bears have been steadily improving and Forte always kills us. Time for Raji and Peppers to show up. Pack should prevail 21-20 because we’re at home

    1. T. Jervey November 26, 2015

      Check the injury report Ghost. Forte banged up.

  3. LEA November 26, 2015

    how do you to stop Matt Forte and the Jay Cuttler the Quarterback and the defensive and secondary too.

  4. PF4L November 26, 2015

    First off…Happy thanksgiving everyone.

    Now down to business…I don’t buy any of this shit of, i have no clue how to pick this game, or Cutler is so much better this year, or the bears are a better team..blah blah blah BS!!!

    The Bears are just that, the bears, and Cutty is the same piece of shit he’s been all these years.

    It’s Thanksgiving, it’s Lambeau field, it’s Prime time, it’s Favre, it’s Bart Starr and it’s the Packers/Bears. How is this so hard to call?

    Packers roll by 2 scores or more.

    God bless America, our troops, our Veterans and you and your loved ones.

    1. Claude Hugleman November 26, 2015

      Amen, brother! Amen…

  5. Howard November 26, 2015

    just do not see the Bears d consistently stopping the Pack O. Sure the packer O has had problems in stretches the last five weeks, however the Bears d will struggle. The Bears corners play way off, in particular Fuller. Slants and quick passes should be open. The TEs should have an open field down the middle. Play action will freeze the ilbs of the Bears. The Bears lbs will have difficulty with Lacy and Starks, run or pass.

    This game will be the first game in weeks that the Packer O looks like it is hitting stride. Stay the course D.

    Keep ahold of the ball, no big plays allowed on ST’s and this will be a comfortable win.

    Finish Strong! GO PACK!

  6. icebowl November 26, 2015

    Pummeled by the bears in the h House that Bart built….
    Can’t wait for the press conference excuses fir that POS game….
    Talk about ruining thanksgiving…
    Tretter and Lacy cost them that one….

  7. MMTTDCSUCK November 26, 2015

    Yep fat jesus (phatgzus) you asshat! calling me a mental scrub for speaking out about the Packers gameplay. Confirmation bias eh? fucker! What just happened? Nearly all of the things that I have been talking about you cunt! Grow up, and quit throwing invectives at me if you want me to play nice! You have not been very nice at all. So fuck you homer!

  8. icebowl November 26, 2015

    You called it MM….Suck

  9. MMTTDCSUCK November 26, 2015

    Horrible , horrible offensive play. Does Rodgers have some kind of pact with Adams? This guy can not catch a cold. And people used to bitch about other people dropping the ball. Wow. Adams takes this to another level of incompetence. What the hell is up with this team not getting Janis the ball?? Nearly every time he gets it, he makes plays! WTF? Again, mostly ISO routes! no bunch, no crossing, very few screens! Fuck! what is going on in the locker room to have things this fucked up? MM has lost the locker room IMO.

    1. Big Gay Clay November 26, 2015

      Adams fucking sucks, dude has no speed and can’t catch worth a shit. Another one of TT genius 2nd round picks. Wonder if we could have a gotten a bigger faster receiver that can catch with that pick, my guess is yes. I was surprised to see it take the Bears so long to expose our 5’10 corners with Alshon’s 6’3 frame. Looks like we are going to be the birches of the NFC North pretty soon. The talent gap has closed.

  10. icebowl November 26, 2015

    No hands, no o-line and garbage play calling – give the clipboard back to McCarthy – Clements experiment is over…

    Bert said it – it was a perfect night for a packers win at home….

    Happy friggin Thanksgiving Viqueens fans.

    Old 63 passer rating and co are putting themselves in position where they’ll need to win NFC North to make post season…