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Guess What Kelly Stafford is Up To

The Detroit Lions have their bye this week, so while the owner is cleaning out some of the trash in that forlorn place known as Detroit, the players are on vacation. Where do you think Butterball and his wife/team mascot Kelly Stafford are right now?

You guessed it.

On some beach, getting loaded.

Because if we know one thing about Kelly Hall — other than the fact someone bought those tits for her — it’s that this this broad loves the sauce!

The Keg Stand Queen has graduated from… well, never mind.

She’s sucking vodka straight from the bottle and then doing cartwheels and shit.

Still all class, that broad!

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Achilles November 6, 2015

    I got no problem with that

  2. Ken November 6, 2015

    Very low class article…Packer fan or not…Family is out of bounds

  3. Skinny November 6, 2015

    Ha, me either, I could watch this chick not only party but shoot baskets and workout, which apparently all she does all day if you go by her instagram.

  4. Stan November 6, 2015

    Ha, I have no problem with anything this chick does either. Stafford hit the jackpot or she hit the jackpot I should say. Either way, I could watch her do the worm all day.

  5. Salazar November 7, 2015

    Meanwhile, three out of every four guys any of us know are always bitching about how their wives never let them do any of the fun things they used to do like oh, I don’t know, getting drunk all day and hitting the beach for starters maybe. And she’s pretty good lookin’! God bless her, I’m sure Stafford isn’t complaining.