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Clay Matthews in a Couple Promos for The Night Before

The Night Before promo with Clay Matthews

The Night Before is a holiday comedy with Seth Rogan, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Anthony Mackie. It will probably make Neighbors seem watchable and that would be a feat.

At any rate, they know their audience.

Bros.

And what do bros watch?

ESPN.

So, somehow some of the people in The Night Before came together with some athletes and ESPN to do some promos for the movie. The premise is a clueless Seth Rogan runs into athletes at the ESPN Christmas party and doesn’t know who they are.

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is one of those athletes.

The best part is the end of this one, where Rogan insists Clay Matthew is Dave Matthews.

Now, this next one is not particularly funny, but it has something much better.

Janet Jones.

The Flamingo Kid, anyone?

If you haven’t seen that movie, do yourself a favor and locate it. That was Janet Jones looking her finest and my god was she fine.

Back before Wayne Gretzky took her away.

Yes, she’s married to Wayne Gretzky, which means she also pushed Paulina Gretzky out of her vagina. And if you didn’t before, you now know why Paulina Gretzky looks like she does.

Janet Jones is still smoking, even for an old broad.

See what I’m saying?

Janet Jones

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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8 Comments

  1. Skinny November 14, 2015

    Monty, what about Janet Jones in Police Academy 5.

  2. C&C November 14, 2015

    Keep your day job Clay because you absolutely stink at acting.

  3. Salazar November 14, 2015

    She looks like she could stand to eat a couple cheeseburgers.

  4. Christian Values November 14, 2015

    He really is serious about “building his brand” isn’t he. I get the suspicion that he never was as humble as portrayed in the media.

    And like someone already mentioned, his acting does suck.

  5. Darlin November 15, 2015

    Clay is an athlete not pro actor. His work is entertaining enough to keep his real fans happy. Haters gonna hate and nobody cares about you. Loved this ad. Give the boy an Emmy, but only after he shaves.

  6. Ray November 16, 2015

    Darlin how about reigning in that blind idolatry and tell your pro to start playing like one. Less camera time, more on what he’s paid to do. He’s got an obligation to football, not bit parts in random cheesy spots. Get serious.

  7. Darlin November 17, 2015

    Dear Ray, how about reigning in your envy? His play is just fine IMO considering he is moved around willy nilly and is now signal calling. He is paid to play and represent football and does both very well. Clay is not solely responsible for the well being or lack thereof of the Packers. Some people have the ability to multi task and remain at the top of their game. Clay seems to. You? I seriously enjoyed both spots.

  8. Ray December 10, 2015

    Darlin you stupid ass, I’m envious? How bout you reigning in your idiocy.