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Cam Newton is Your Spoiled Child

Cam Newton tore the Green Bay Packers up on Sunday to the tune of 354 total yards. Hell, if he could throw an accurate ball, he probably would have had 500 passing yards.

Thankfully for the Packers defense, Newton is about as accurate as Fox News.

He’s also a spoiled child.

Prior to the game, Newton took it upon himself to crap all over a group of Green Bay Packers fans’ day.

Mike Dobs, who lives in Fayetteville, but is from Wisconsin, was at the game with his family. One of thousands of Packers fans in that stadium on Sunday. Dobs made the egregious mistake of bringing a Packers sign with him and daring to display it.

North Carolina cheesehead

There it is — North Carolina Cheesehead — before the Panthers 10-year-old quarterback got involved.

Newton saw the sign, walked over before the game, ripped it from Dobs’ hands and handed it to stadium personnel. The sign was never seen again and Dobs was rightfully pissed (he paid $500 to have it made).

So much so that he filed a complaint with police and Panthers management.

“I was just shocked, shocked,” when Newton grabbed the banner out of Dobs’ and his family’s hands, Dobs said on Sunday evening.

“It went from a fun event to I was disgusted,” he said.

The sign was reportedly destroyed, but Panthers management has claimed they will make it up to Dobs.

As for Newton, well, don’t do anything to make manchild angry! He will crap all over your day because he’s a big tough guy!

“That don’t match. I feel it’s my due diligence to protect this house,” the Gaston Gazette reported. “We played in Green Bay last year and I didn’t see no ‘Panther Country’ signs up there.”

One, that’s because no one outside of the Carolinas likes the Panthers, you nitwit, and two, “protecting this house” involves you ruining someone’s experience who paid hundreds of dollars to see you play? Really?

That pretend S you have across your chest under your jersey has a P and an O in front of it, doesn’t it?

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Ulvfox November 9, 2015

    “Scam” Newton.

  2. Brad November 9, 2015

    My thoughts exactly, Monty. Maybe we’ll meet up again in the playoffs, and GB will have some extra motivation because he is such a dick.

  3. Lynn Fuckin' Dickey November 9, 2015

    Cam couldn’t spell “due diligence” if you put a gun to his fucking chomper from land before time looking head. This is the same shit we see all over the place in this country, “this thing offends me, so it must be barred from existing!”

  4. MetsPackersRangers November 9, 2015

    A little extra motivation after yesterday’s debacle. What a spoiled fucking child Scam Newton is. I have a real good feeling we will see these dipshits come playoff time.

  5. Feck November 9, 2015

    I don’t want to see other team’s signs at Lambeau either. I don’t see this making the “top ten reasons Cam is a dope” list.

  6. Dave November 9, 2015

    What a fucking joke!!!! A grown fucking man pays $500 to have some shitty sign made for a football game. Wah wah!!! Mean Cam took my sign down that I overpaid for anyways. Grow the fuck up dude. Stop trying to find ways to make Carolina look bad. Shaddy McCoy did the same thing in Philly a few years ago and nobody gave a shit. What a bunch of pussies. Go back to farming and making cheese you degenerate fucks.

    1. ferris November 9, 2015

      Dave at least cheese and farming is a life. You are beyond pathetic by posting anything here. Go back in the basement and whack off some more.

    2. Savage57 November 10, 2015

      16 year old girl gets her driver’s license in North Carolina on a Wednesday. When she gets home, she tells Daddy about it and then asks if she can use the car Friday night.

      “You know the house rules, darlin'”, he replies. So she takes a knee and starts smoking his pole, then looks up and says, “Aw Daddy, this tastes like shit.”

      He looks down and replies, “Damn, that’s right, I promised the car to your brother.”

      Fucking cracker POS.

    3. Diane November 10, 2015

      Wow- you and Cam are the ones who are making Carolina look bad. Who cares if someone wants to pay too much to have a sign made? The professional football player should act like a professional. You on the other hand are just one of many people, who pepper their comments with expletives (that means swear words, in case you weren’t aware) to show just how uneducated and small minded you are.

  7. NachoDan November 9, 2015

    Did this have anything to do with Peppers taking the ball from Newton?

  8. Lynn Fuckin' Dickey November 9, 2015

    Cam snatched that man’s banner before the game, obviously Pepper’s was a dick to Cam after that had occurred.

    That sign was so benign. How insecure are Carolina’s fans that they find that disrespectful? Would anyone honestly give a shit if a Carolina fan had a similar sign at Lambeau with their logo over the state of Wisconsin?

  9. Salazar November 9, 2015

    How the hell does that cost $500?

  10. Kato November 9, 2015

    Hey Dave why don’t you tell us more about how bankrupt Detroit is

  11. the real jeff ircink November 9, 2015

    1) once again, i agree with monty (that’s 2x in 2 days). classy athletes don’t resort to that sort of behavior.
    2) if my sign was ripped down i’d be pissed BUT $500 for a sign?
    3) then again, this article makes you come across as the sorest of losers. i’d just drop it and concentrate on hoping your team can come together so they beat the Vikings in two weeks.

  12. elafave November 9, 2015

    Dave, who hails from the land of cousin fucking, slavery, and inbreeding, disparaging farming and cheese making… Hmmm, something don’t sound right. Cue DUELING BANJOS.

  13. elafave November 9, 2015

    Or maybe I assumed Dave was from N.C. Whoops, he’s from THE D. Where dudes eat each other’s asses before Lions games in sports bar parking lots. Bravo.

  14. MetsPackersRangers November 9, 2015

    Some dick posted up this article on facebook and sure enough there’s a morbidly obese Bears fan talking lots of shit.

  15. PF4L November 10, 2015

    If anyone knows anything about this D bag. It’s that most players in the NFL don’t like him. It started when he undeservedly got into the pro bowl as a rookie with a passer rating of 84.5, while throwing 21 tds to 17 interceptions. REAL Pro Bowl numbers. lmao

    Anyway, apparently he got there and acted like the new big thing of the NFL. Turned players off, and he’s been acting like a douche since.

    1. rebelgb November 10, 2015

      Exactly. Just like the MVP talk this year. Yes his team is 8-0 but his numbers are no where near MVP levels. But he is black and has always been a politically correct sports writers wet dream so….

  16. Andrew November 10, 2015

    Does anyone notice how there are Packer fans everywhere and no other teams’ fans in Lamblow? OH YAH its because who the fuck would want to go all the way to Canada to freeze their ass off and be surrounded by a bunch of ugly fat women farting cheese all day? I was at the game and the only reason the guy didn’t get his ass kicked is because he’s a disabled veteran. Just take your loss and hope you make the playoffs for an opportunity to get beat again.

  17. ay hombre November 10, 2015

    The only thing Cam is guilty of is common sense. Could have asked a team employee to deal with it and had some dignity about it, but I don’t blame him for wanting it down.

    And dude who paid $500 for it…if you’re going to sit in the front row and basically piss on the home team, I would expect some reaction close to what you got.

  18. Big Gay Clay November 10, 2015

    Yeah the dude was a disabled vet, so how does that make Cam look like a jackass. Honestly I don’t think many of us Packer fans are worried about meeting Carolina in the playoffs (if we get to play them). Imagine if we weren’t down 27-7 at half. We win that game

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  20. MetsPackersRangers November 10, 2015

    Hey Andrew way to be classy fuckface. Oh and we will see you AGAIN when we come back to the Bank of America stadium and demolish you. You know your 8-0 team is a fraud. Total fraud.

  21. MetsPackersRangers November 10, 2015

    How long has Andrew been a Panthers fan? Talk about pathetic fanbases……