These things we know.
The Chicago Bears got their first win of the season in week 4 over the not-quite-ready-yet Oakland Raiders. Bears tight end Martellus Bennett had a nice day, catching 11 balls for 83 and a touch. Our main man Jay Cutler — Cutty! — returned from a one-game, injury-related absence to quarterback the Bears to glory (or something like that). Still, not many people around Chicago like our man Cutty!
But Bennett says that’s just because Cutty! is misunderstood.
is Jay Cutler too often criticized? Martellus: "They threw rocks at Jesus, & Jesus was an excellent guy who did a lot of awesome stuff."
— Patrick Finley (@patrickfinley) October 4, 2015
Just like Cuts McGuts. An excellent guy who did some awesome stuff!
And Cutler said, “Let there be a touchdown” and then he threw a pick six.
You know who else is “…an awesome guy who does really awesome stuff[?]” This guy: https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CQlts4UUsAEoKx_.mp4
Funnily enough, both Jesuses are QBs who have won games for the Green Bay Packers-screw America’s Team, this is God’s Team.
Well they both have the same initials- JC. And every time a Bears fan sees Cutler on the field they always say Jesus Christ. Must be because they look alike.
And that sums up the entire New Testament. Thanks, Martellus.