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Where Martellus Bennett Compares Jay Cutler to Jesus

Jay Cutler is Jesus

These things we know.

The Chicago Bears got their first win of the season in week 4 over the not-quite-ready-yet Oakland Raiders. Bears tight end Martellus Bennett had a nice day, catching 11 balls for 83 and a touch. Our main man Jay Cutler — Cutty! — returned from a one-game, injury-related absence to quarterback the Bears to glory (or something like that). Still, not many people around Chicago like our man Cutty!

But Bennett says that’s just because Cutty! is misunderstood.

Just like Cuts McGuts. An excellent guy who did some awesome stuff!

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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  1. shawn October 5, 2015

    Well, Cutler has performed a lot of miracles. Unfortunately they’ve been for the opponent.

  2. Packer Bob October 5, 2015

    And Cutler said, “Let there be a touchdown” and then he threw a pick six.

  3. Phatgzus October 5, 2015

    You know who else is “…an awesome guy who does really awesome stuff[?]” This guy: https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CQlts4UUsAEoKx_.mp4

    Funnily enough, both Jesuses are QBs who have won games for the Green Bay Packers-screw America’s Team, this is God’s Team.

  4. Cheese October 5, 2015

    Well they both have the same initials- JC. And every time a Bears fan sees Cutler on the field they always say Jesus Christ. Must be because they look alike.

  5. Abe Frohman October 6, 2015

    And that sums up the entire New Testament. Thanks, Martellus.