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Watch This Damn Star Wars Trailer, Okay?

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Listen, it’s the bye week, so we’ve got some time to kill. So you know what you should do? You should watch this damn Star Wars trailer, okay?

Or watch it again if you’ve already watched it.

It debuted during halftime of Monday Night Football, last night. And we’ll forgive you if you didn’t watch that game because really, who gives a flying fuck about the New York Giants or Philadelphia Eagles?

No one. That’s who.

More importantly though, it’s Star Wars. And more importantly than that, this trailer was cut by my boy Aaron Druckenbrod. He also brought me a Star Wars: The Force Awakens t-shirt last night, so I will be dorking it the fuck up in my new Stars Wars t-shirt today.

Hollywood swag, yo!

But anyway, thank god George Lucas turned this franchise over to J.J. Abrams. No Jar Jar Binks bullshit in this movie.

But you know what is in this movie?

Only the baddest motherfucker in the galaxy, Han Solo!

Bam!

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7 Comments

  1. Lynn Fuckin' Dickey October 20, 2015

    live long and prosper

  2. Eduardo October 20, 2015


    Lynn Fuckin’ Dickey:

    live long and prosper

    Wrong series dumbass.

    1. Lynn Fuckin' Dickey October 21, 2015

      lmao

  3. Salazar October 20, 2015

    If he fucks this up, he’s Jar Jar Abrams forever. Trailer looks awesome though, same for the new poster.

  4. Phatgzus October 20, 2015

    That looks pretty fucking epic.

  5. Phillthy October 21, 2015

    Awww Eduardo no buddy.

  6. rebelgb October 21, 2015

    Love it. Lucas can suck my dick. He raped all SW fans with his PT bullshit.

    This new stuff is looking pimp and I gotta say Daisy Ridley is fucking hot as hell.