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So You’re Saying Seattle Fans Are Scummy?

Seattle is scummy

Boy do we just love this.

That’s a billboard in Portland. Reader Matt took a shot of it and sent it over.

On the left it says, “Your old razor’s so scummy it roots for Seattle.” Then you see it’s a Dollar Shave Club ad on the right.

Now why would this be in Portland, you’re probably wondering? We’re told it’s right next to the Portland Timbers’ stadium — that’s MLS, for the unenlightened. Their big rivalry is with the Seattle Sounders.

So while this is most likely primarily directed at soccer fans, we’re pretty sure just about everyone is aware of what a bunch of whiny scumbags that other team from Seattle is. Not to mention their bloviating, know-nothing fans.

The Seahawks.

You can still go fuck yourselves.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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  1. Lynn Fuckin' Dickey October 9, 2015

    u wot m8?