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Jordy Nelson Has a Sweet-Ass Beard

Jordy Nelson's beard

You know, I saw this photo yesterday and I was like, “Who the hell is that behind Aaron Rodgers? Is John Kuhn not practicing today?”

John Kuhn was practicing on Monday and I couldn’t tell who that bearded man was, so I dismissed it and moved on.

Well, that’s Jordy Nelson.

Bearded Jordy Nelson.

Because when you’ve got jack shit to do and you’re in Wisconsin, you might as well grow a beard. It’s fuckin’ cold there!

What do you think he’s telling Aaron here?

“Boy, if I were on the field, you’d be performing at an MVP level again, you clown!”

That’s my guess. Or maybe…

“I gave Olivia a mustache ride last night. She loved it!”

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6 Comments

  1. Tuson Packer October 27, 2015

    DD will now grow a beard hoping in vein to garner the attention of his never-to-be Aaron.

    Jordy comes from a blue-color KS farming family (as we all know, yes) If he wants to grow a beard it will never be for attention/fashion statement.

    Besides, he wont take it to the field with him. Jordy will be sleek and smooth for optimum aerodynamics.

  2. Zwoeger October 27, 2015

    I hate that copy cat behaviour in the NFL.
    Now it’s let’s all have a beard. Hope we can stay away from that.

    1. BZ in LB October 27, 2015

      Or we could all just give Olivia a mustache ride….

  3. Eduardo October 28, 2015


    Zwoeger:

    I hate that copy cat behaviour in the NFL.
    Now it’s let’s all have a beard. Hope we can stay away from that.

    No shit…..those beards a fucking ugly.

  4. Abe Frohman October 28, 2015

    Well, at least it’s a Sweet-Ass beard, rather than a sweet Ass-Beard. Now the latter would be really weird and really gross.

  5. icebowl October 28, 2015

    Thanks for the clarification Abe.