You know, I saw this photo yesterday and I was like, “Who the hell is that behind Aaron Rodgers? Is John Kuhn not practicing today?”
John Kuhn was practicing on Monday and I couldn’t tell who that bearded man was, so I dismissed it and moved on.
Well, that’s Jordy Nelson.
Bearded Jordy Nelson.
Because when you’ve got jack shit to do and you’re in Wisconsin, you might as well grow a beard. It’s fuckin’ cold there!
What do you think he’s telling Aaron here?
“Boy, if I were on the field, you’d be performing at an MVP level again, you clown!”
That’s my guess. Or maybe…
“I gave Olivia a mustache ride last night. She loved it!”
DD will now grow a beard hoping in vein to garner the attention of his never-to-be Aaron.
Jordy comes from a blue-color KS farming family (as we all know, yes) If he wants to grow a beard it will never be for attention/fashion statement.
Besides, he wont take it to the field with him. Jordy will be sleek and smooth for optimum aerodynamics.
I hate that copy cat behaviour in the NFL.
Now it’s let’s all have a beard. Hope we can stay away from that.
Or we could all just give Olivia a mustache ride….
Well, at least it’s a Sweet-Ass beard, rather than a sweet Ass-Beard. Now the latter would be really weird and really gross.
Thanks for the clarification Abe.