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John Kuhn Looks Like A Weirdo Without His Beard

John Kuhn with no beard

Jordy Nelson grew a beard to look like John Kuhn and John Kuhn immediately shaved his off.

And boy does he look like a weirdo.

Like the kid you beat up in junior high and stole his lunch money.

The ginger with the double chin who sometimes wet himself when he got real nervous.

So why would John Kuhn unleash that face on the world?

To promote prostate cancer awareness. It’s just about Movember and you can’t grow a mustache — or in this case, a beard — if you already have one!

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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5 Comments

  1. SDSpec October 28, 2015

    My god, he looks older without the beard!

  2. billabong October 28, 2015

    thats just dumb, he will lose all his power…grow it back.

  3. Eduardo October 28, 2015

    More useless facts from Monty. Got any football news. Who cares about a fucking beard?

    1. Phatgzus October 28, 2015

      Monty cares deeply about beards…

  4. Zwoeger October 28, 2015

    When I said I hope we can stay away from that I didn’t mean Kuhn of course. He had one before the hype and should stay with it obviously.