Is it time to start thinking about Christmas yet?
No.
No, it certainly is not.
At least as far as we are concerned, but other people want your dollars. Like Hallmark, which just whipped out this Clay Matthews Christmas ornament.
Do you need this for your tree?
I really don’t know. We don’t bother with that fire hazard, so we really don’t know what people do or do not need for their tree.
This is actually much better than the horrible Clay Matthews bobblehead, although we’re not sure what he’s smiling about there. That’s a little creepy.
It follows on the heels of an Aaron Rodgers ornament that the company sold last year.
Sold like gangbusters!
In addition to Matthews, it appears they also have a Phyllis Rivers ornament and a Neck Beard Luck ornament.
Super lineup.
If, for some reason, you get that Rivers ornament, just make sure it doesn’t impregnate one of your daughters.
(h/t)
People love spending money on stupid shit they don’t really need…
Good thing this site is free.
Does Clay Matthews even celebrate like that anymore? I dont recall seeing it for awhile. I think Rodgers usally does belt after a rushing td. Ive seen him do it after a few throws but still havnt seen the belt for awhile as well. Celebrations can be like but these have been fun..I still think of Tolluch tearing his acl mocking Rodgers. Stupid lions
He (Clay) just did that celebration when he sacked Foles in the very last game we just had.
Now my tree can look absolutely fabulous! Just like Gorgeous George!
Oh wait, I don’t celebrate the Feast of Saturn, and if I did, I won’t put cheap chinese shit on my tree like that plastic hunk of dung.
Hey look, smiley Clay wants to hug a midget!
Looks like he is dropping deuce on opposing QB’s
I’ll be looking at it hanging from my festivus pole while I air my grievances against thus dumb article…
He doesn’t even do that anymore. He stopped doing that about 2 years ago. Actually, I can’t remember the last time he did that and the sound people played the lion’s roar to go along with it.
He’s not the same fun loving Clay that he was prior to the over paying contract and pregnant girlfriend.