Is it time to start thinking about Christmas yet?
No.
No, it certainly is not.
At least as far as we are concerned, but other people want your dollars. Like Hallmark, which just whipped out this Clay Matthews Christmas ornament.
Do you need this for your tree?
I really don’t know. We don’t bother with that fire hazard, so we really don’t know what people do or do not need for their tree.
This is actually much better than the horrible Clay Matthews bobblehead, although we’re not sure what he’s smiling about there. That’s a little creepy.
It follows on the heels of an Aaron Rodgers ornament that the company sold last year.
Sold like gangbusters!
In addition to Matthews, it appears they also have a Phyllis Rivers ornament and a Neck Beard Luck ornament.
Super lineup.
If, for some reason, you get that Rivers ornament, just make sure it doesn’t impregnate one of your daughters.
(h/t)