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Another Viking Thinks Vikings Are Super Bowl Bound

Linval Joseph

Ah, the Minnesota Vikings. Their special brand of stupidity will never be matched. Take defensive tackle Linval Joseph, for example.

Fits right in with this crew. Totally thinks the Vikings are going to the Super Bowl this year, just like Groucho.

“We just want to keep doing our job, so we can go to the Super Bowl,” Joseph told the Pioneer Press. “It’s very realistic. Right now, we’re playing good team ball and that’s how you get there. … Right now, we have the same talent or more talent now than I did when I was with the Giants in 2011.”

That’s how you get there!

Superb analysis, Linval.

Yes, the Queens singed Joseph as a free agent prior to the 2014 season. He previously played for the New York Giants and won a ring with them following the 2011 season.

So please, Linval, tell us more about how these Minnesota Vikings will win the Super Bowl.

“I see it,” Joseph said. “I have a good feeling. I see it, and right now we just got to stay together and just keep doing our job.”

“As the season goes on, defense wins games and offense wins championships, so it’s going to come on the offense when it comes down to the final round,” Joseph said. “So every week you want to get better as a team, and we are. We’re establishing the run, we’re passing the ball, we’re stopping the run and we’re getting turnovers. So one step at a time. So now we got to keep elevating our game.”

See. That’s good philosophy right there.

Defense wins games. Offense wins championships.

We’ve never heard that one, but it sounds completely sound.

And simple. So simple!

Surprised no one has thought of this before!

You’ll have to forgive Joseph. He’s somewhat new to Minnesota. Apparently, the Vikings’ culture of failure and losing hasn’t totally rubbed off on him just yet.

It will, though. That’s inevitable.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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8 Comments

  1. Big Gay Clay October 2, 2015

    What a joke this guy is

  2. Magnus Vermagnussen October 2, 2015

    Defense wins championships, Linval.

  3. Andy October 2, 2015

    So sad.

  4. Joe mama October 3, 2015

    Here are the facts Packer fans. Yes, the Pack is am awesome team. However, the vikings have not sucked.
    http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25141830/the-all-time-nfl-power-rankings—-of-the-super-bowl-era

    1. Kreg October 3, 2015

      Congrats on being the Driver of the ShortBus during the 70s and 80s when you cleaned house in the worst division in football (with the exception of two good years from the Bears) but still couldn’t beat anyone outside the Central. I hope that makes you sleep better at night. Great argument, tho…….

  5. Savage57 October 3, 2015

    90% of the reason that I visit TotalPackers is for the abundance of articles that bag on the horned faggots from the western wasteland. But then again, it’s a target-rich environment.

    Well done, Monty.

  6. Packrat Dan October 3, 2015

    Its the same old shit every year, the queens win a couple of games and theyre going to Super Bowl. I feel for the queen fans who year after year get their hopes up just to get dropped on their heads. No im NOT, im happy.

  7. MetsPackersRangers October 5, 2015

    Same shit every fucking year with these horned fucktards. Don’t they realize they are bound to fail? It’s in their DNA!