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Jared Allen Essentially Says Bears Defense is Awful

Jared Allen

This is just funny.

During the Chicago Bears’ final preseason game, the sideline reporter went and stuck a mic in defensive end Jared Allen’s face. The reporter asked him how the Bears defense — which was terrible in 2014 — was going to be better in 2015.

It’s the kind of softball question that a player usually uses to throw out some cliches about how they really believe in the direction and see how hard everyone is working.

Not Allen.

After stumbling over his words he comes out with this.

“I don’t know if we’re going to be better, but we’ve got to go out and play.”

In other words, we’re going to be fucking awful again this season!

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. TyKo Steamboat September 6, 2015

    The NFL’s biggest low-life scum lord is a washed-up bear. Hahahaha This piece of shit sucks at football & curls-up like a bitch on running plays. Whatta fag. I hope the Bears keep him for the season so I can see Easy Eddie run him the fuck over

  2. Savage57 September 7, 2015

    Clearly, not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Nobody would hate this guy near as much as they do if he’d just shelve that fucking calf-rope bullshit when he gets a sack.

    Although, we don’t see it very often anymore.

    I do give him huge props for the stuff he does for Wounded Warrior, though.