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Big Mike: We’re Going to Kick Chicago’s Ass

Missed this from earlier in the week. It’s Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy at the team’s welcome back luncheon telling those assembled that his team is going to kick the Chicago Bears’ ass in week 1.

Really couldn’t have said it any better myself. Way to go and demonstrate that you actually have a personality, Big Mike!

Naturally, Bears fans got all huffy about this.

It’s as if these assclowns erase their memories each September. Like they don’t know that the Packers have owned them for years now.

“We’ll show you! Bear down! Mrah!”

And then we go out and beat them by 30 and they slink away to their dens until late October when they realize, “Ah, shit. This season is over with. Fuck Jay Cutler!”

Only to appear again one September later with talk of Super Bowls, winning the NFC North and “we own the Packers!”

Because, of course.

You guys would be cute if you weren’t so fucking ignorant.


Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Cheese September 4, 2015

    Looks like “Mr.Take The Foot Off The Gas” is trying to make up for that unparalleled meltdown from last year.

  2. Church Lady September 4, 2015

    As a Packer fan in Chicagoland – I hope to god we don’t take a giant shit after him saying that.

  3. Brad September 4, 2015

    I hope he doesn’t eat his words.

  4. BZ in LB September 4, 2015

    We will crush them. I wish I could be there to watch it at Will’s Northwoods Inn with the rest of the Packer Faithful in Chicagoland….

  5. Kozak September 4, 2015

    This year is crucial. The Pack wins both and the lifelong series is TIED. Since the 90’s the Packers have made up 17 games in the series.

  6. kato September 5, 2015

    Wills northwoods inn is awesome! I love that place.

  7. Mike September 5, 2015


    Let the show begin!

  8. MMK September 5, 2015

    Vikings fans are the same cycle every year. The lions fans are the only ones with any humility, though I guess posting an 0-16 in recent memory will do that to you.

  9. Carlos Goodman September 5, 2015

    Same Bears fans who furiously masturbated to Lovie saying “We will beat Green Bay” on an endless loop.

  10. Organicbuzz September 5, 2015

    Coach Mike needs to show Packer Nation he can keep his foot on the gas till end of game for a game or two. Hopefully the beard will make him ruthless. Violate Bears!! Score on last play of game with the score 56-6. Foot on the fuckin pedal! Zooooom!! Go Pack Go!!!

  11. TyKo Steamboat September 5, 2015

    This is hilarious. I love it

    I think Chicago & San Fran will both be complete garbage this season. Will be cool to beat the f*ck out of those low-life scum lords week 1.

  12. brian September 7, 2015

    Didn’t McCown beat greenbay? Ouch.

  13. Nintari September 8, 2015

    Seems most of you idiots forgot about the entire decade of the 80’s when the Bears beat the holy hell out of you? Or, it’s that’s too far back, how about during the mid 00’s when Lovie was slapping Favre around and going to Super Bowls?

    The point is, things change. You have won for years now, but you won’t forever. Have some dignity because before you know it, the Bears will be owning you again and you’re all going to look stupid as hell.

  14. LaughingAtYou September 9, 2015

    ‘Bout time Coach! Let this be a ruthless year- something I was hoping to see from you for so very long. Give them a beat down their fans won’t forget- make this year very special; making last years beat down look like child’s play! I want these fools to be laughed out of their own stadium!

  15. Paul November 27, 2015

    To all packers fans,
    Eat a fat dick.
    Bears fan