You know how we feel about preseason predictions. Same way we feel about draft grades.
But, it’s appropriate that we were able to channel our main man CUTTY! right there because we do find it interesting that the Chicago Bears are going to be the worst team in the NFL. At least that’s what USA Today thinks.
They projected the results of all 256 of this season’s NFL games and the Bears won just three, which gave them the worst record in these projected results at 3-13.
And yes, we find that much more interesting than the fact that they have the Green Bay Packers beating the Indianapolis Colts in Super Bowl 50. Because that’s a foregone goddam conclusion, you see.
Anyway, the Bears.
We expect them to be bad. That defense is a joke and maybe this is the year CUTTY! pulls it together, but probably not. We also think new coach John Fox is a dipshit. There’s a reason he’s been fired twice.
However, worst team in the NFL? There are some awfully crappy looking teams out there.
Tennessee, Tampa Bay, Cleveland, Washington, San Francisco and Atlanta all look like garbage.
What we really need here to gauge the Bears’ chances in 2015 is to have some Chicago Bears fans chime in. You know, because they are always spot on when it comes to predicting the team’s success prior to the season starting.
Genius. How dou you turn Cutty! Into a franchise quarterback? The Draft.