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The Green Bay Packers dropped a 24-19 decision to the Pittsburgh Steelers in their second preseason game and, in the process, lost leading receiver Jordy Nelson for what appears to be the 2015 season.

What’s even the purpose of playing your starters in these idiotically meaningless games?

We’re not sure, but these injuries happen every year and the Packers will be just fine, in our estimation.

We’re here to talk about the game though.

Per usual, the final score was as it was because of some guys who probably won’t be on an NFL roster in a few weeks. The Steelers scored two fourth-quarter touchdowns, as quarterback Landry Jones hit Tyler Murphy from 22 and then Shakim Phillips from 20 about six minutes later.

Dooooooooon’t Caaaaaaaaaare.

The Packers first-team offense looked sharp behind Aaron Rodgers, who was 4-of-5 for 57 yards before exiting the game after two series, and Eddie Lacy. The bruising tailback ran six times for 30 yards and a touchdown.

What wasn’t impressive was the Packers offensive line. Don Barclay was filling in for David Bakhtiari at left tackle and gave up the sack that gave the Steelers their first score, a safety with just under 3:00 to go in the first quarter.

That play resulted in coach Mike McCarthy making the wise decision to pull Rodgers.

Overall, the Packers offensive line gave up six sacks, which is utter garbage.

The Packers first-team defense wasn’t necessarily anything to write home about, but they showed flashes here and there. They once again played without linebacker Clay Matthews, who will surely come up with another ailment this week so he doesn’t have to play.

The defense was able to slow the Steelers running game well enough, with Le’Veon Bell averaging only 2.7 yards per carry. However, the pass defense wasn’t as effective. Pittsburgh quaterback Ben Roethlisburger was 11-of-14 for 100 yards and touchdown befored exiting.

So let’s get on to who we noticed.

Scott Tolzien — 11-of-19 for 102 yards and a touchdown. We’re not going to suggest that the Packers offense wouldn’t miss a beat if Tolzien came in during the regular season, but Scooter looks better than Matt Flynn. He also looks like a guy the Packers can win games with if disaster were to strike. Get on with your bad self, Scoots!

Jeff Janis — A week after we were talking about how this guy couldn’t get any seperation while in traffic, he did just that. Janis only had three catches for 25 yards on seven targets, but it looks like he’s starting to be able to do the things we didn’t think he was capable of. That is, do something other than run a straight line down the field. Since it now looks like the Packers will need Janis to contribute this season, that’s a good sign.

Carl Bradford — We’ve been waiting for this guy to do something, anything, since he was drafted. Bradford didn’t exactly set the world on fire, but had five tackles, including one for a loss. That was the second-highest total on the team. Maybe this guy is finally showing he might be worth keeping around.

Damarious Randall — A week after second-round pick Quinten Rollins was the defensive star, first-round pick Randall distinguished himself. In his first NFL action, Randall had three tackles, a pass defended and his first interception. The Packers have the makings of a pretty good secondary, where it’s going to be tough to come by playing time.

Bruce Gaston — Alright, we weren’t ready to jump on this guy last week, but we might as well now. Two games, two sacks. Gaston also tallied two QB hits. The Packers will be down two defensive linemen, with Letroy Guion and Datone Jones being suspended to start the season. Former third-round pick Khyri Thornton doesn’t look like he has much of an NFL future. Maybe Gaston does. And maybe he can help.

LaDarius Gunter — The undrafted rookie cornerback just continues to make plays. Three passes defended against the Steelers. This guy better be getting a roster spot.

And with that, we’ll start looking toward the next meaningless game and the next ACL tear.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Tucson Packer August 23, 2015


  2. killurbeergbaja-biamila August 23, 2015

    So talk shit about using the starters in meaningless games, where they might get hurt. Then talk shit about Clay, making excuses to not play meaningless games where he might get hurt. For absolutely no reason…. Not the least bit contradictory.

    1. Phatgzus August 23, 2015

      Always loved KGB the player; always loved his name more. I love your version of it the most. That is all.

  3. Phatgzus August 23, 2015

    Only a handful of good things about this game imo, Monty nailed 3 of em-1-3) Scoots, Gaston (who seems to enjoy hitting, perhaps a bit too much), and Gunter. 4)Randall. 5) 1st-team O. 6) RichRodg and Datone continue to dominate 2nd-stringers. 7) It’s only preseason so a loss doesn’t mean shit. That’s it. Rollins was up and down, mainly down in the second half; Montgomery was not impressive on returns, Janis even less so and his reported catching inconsistencies were on full display today (dropped pass and incompletion on sidelines). I don’t see hy people are so gaga over him, is it really just his measurables? I’d rather have Myles White. We sure might regret losing Charles Johnson.

  4. Remedy August 23, 2015

    Jayrone Elliott made some things happen as well

  5. Howard August 23, 2015

    I noticed Mastay and not in a good way. I guess as a punter he is a damn good holder on kicks. Mastay needs to be more consistent even if it is preseason. Mastay is giving the opponents substantial yards! Rip is going to make the team by special teams play alone. In regards to special teams, Randall should at least make an attempt at blocking the gunner on punt returns. He was the main cause of the ball being downed on the one.

  6. Deepsky August 24, 2015

    Maybe the players who replace Nelson won’t become invisible during playoff games.

    1. The Money Mike August 24, 2015

      Good Point:

      Jan 18 @Sea
      L 22-28
      5-8 71 YDS 0 TD

      Jan 11 @Dal
      W 26-21
      2-5 22YDS 0TD

      1. Lynn Fuckin' Dickey August 24, 2015

        Our WR#1 was entirely marginalized by the best secondary in the league. How’d he do against DAL? How’d Cobb do against SEA? Genuinely curious.