Matt Flynn Just Won’t Go Away

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Matt Flynn

Matt Flynn

When the New England Patriots released Matt Flynn earlier this preseason you were like, “Oh my god, no! My No. 1 boy and Packers great Matt Flynn is now finally done in the NFL!”

You should have known better.

Matt Flynn will rise from the dead whenever he’s needed to be any shitty team’s third-string quarterback.

This week: the New York Jets.

You know, because the Jets don’t have enough bad quarterbacks.

Ever since awful starting quarterback Geno Smith got his jaw broken by a teammate, the Jets were like, “Uh… crap. Now which awful quarterback do we turn to?”

And the answer was the awful Ryan Fitzpatrick, who’s been kicked out of St. Louis, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Tennessee and Houston. The Jets also have Baylor rookie Bryce Petty, but he must be really awful if he’s not even in the conversation for the starting job yet. And then there’s undrafted free agent Jake Heaps, who… you’re cut!

So the Jets bring in Flynn to — we assume — compete with Petty to back up Fitzpatrick while Smith is standing around rubbing his jaw wondering where it all went wrong.

And Flynn can also swap stories with Fitzpatrick about apartment shopping in new cities and updating your resume.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

7 Comments on "Matt Flynn Just Won’t Go Away"

  1. Will m

    I was a Fitzy fan when he was drafted in St Louis. I was a Flynn fan since he got drafted in the 7th and beat out Brohm. Its going to be hard to watch both of these guys get demolished behind a terrible o-line.

  2. knucklehead

    While Cutler carries the torch of the long and illustrious tradition of GB sleeper QB agents in the NFC north, Flynn has been our 007 all around the league.

    Infiltrating other divisions teams, soaking them for millions and then causing general havoc and skullduggery in their offensive plans.

    It’s nice to know that GIA decided to take him out of retirement for one last mission. I’m sure he’ll go out in a bang (whimper).

    Matt Flynn: One of the greatest patriot Packers to ever live.

  3. Cheese

    Looks like ol’ Schefter forgot that Flynn was on the Bills for a while as well. Get your shit together Scheffy!

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