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Jay Cutler Doesn’t Know Anything About This

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What better way to close out a Friday than with a Jay Cutler anecdote.

Because…

CUTTY!

In an interview with ESPN, our main man CUTTY! explained how tough it is understanding these darned kids and their new-fangled devices.

“It’s tough. It is tough,” Cutler said with a smile. “I think kids have changed a lot since whenever I came in in 2006. It’s a different animal. These kids with their phones. All the social media, everything they do. They were telling me that they play video games now and they have another screen where people watch them play video games. It’s like, I don’t understand that. They just watch you play the video game? They’re like, ‘Yeah, it’s awesome.’ I don’t know anything about this.”

I don’t know anything about this!

I think we could just make up a shirt and slap Jay Cutler’s face on it and those words right there. Because it really could apply to ANYTHING!

Hey, CUTTY!, what do you think the socio-economic impact of a higher minimum wage will be?

I don’t know anything about this.

Hey, CUTTY!, what’s the gross national product of China?

I don’t know anything about this.

Hey, CUTTY!, how do you feel about tossing five interceptions today?

I don’t know anything about this.

Hey, CUTTY!, you gonna throw another kid into that wife of yours or what?

I don’t know anything about this.

He could literally say no words other than those six for the rest of his life and no one would find it odd in the least.

And you know why.

Because he’s…

CUTTY!

The Cutster went on to share how he solved his problem being the old timer, though.

“You kind of have to get in their world a little bit and get to know them,” Cutler said. “If you’ve got to play a few video games with them while people watch them on the internet, that’s what you’ve got to do.”

That’s what you’ve got to do!

Because CUTTY! is a problem solver and a man of the people!

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9 Comments

  1. Arcturus August 7, 2015

    I know it’s stuck in your head that this “Cutty” shit is funny or clever but I assure you it’s not. I like this site and the non-football stuff you write about but this is lame as hell every time.

    1. Cheese August 7, 2015

      I don’t know anything about this..

      I’ll take ripping on Cutler over TMZ style articles and non stop negativity about the Packers any day. At least it’s something we can all agree on. I think Cutty should be the first non-Packer to be inducted into the Packers hall of fame. So many good times. It will be a sad day when he leaves Chicago.

  2. Andrew Chitko August 7, 2015

    Juvenile. Ridiculous. Downright stupid….And I smiled and/or laughed the whole way through it.

    Cutty is fun to make fun of. Once upon a time I kept thinking one of these years he’d shove it up our collective arses and play a good season, but I just can’t see that happening.

    Tease away Mr. MacManus.

  3. Salazar August 8, 2015

    Am I missing something here, or is the Cutty! thing just not funny?

    1. Arcturus August 8, 2015

      No you’re not missing anything. It’s dumb as hell. There’s no ‘there’ there.

  4. CO Bob August 8, 2015

    Cutty! and Butterball are fine with me.
    If you don’t like, don’t click on it.

    1. Savage57 August 9, 2015

      No shit. It’s like going to Burger King and pissing and moaning about the salad selection.

      You know going in you ain’t gonna find Rick Reilly writing this stuff.

  5. Mike R August 8, 2015

    If you have any sort of sense of humor, this shit is funny.

  6. PF4L August 8, 2015

    Everything about Cutty is funny. Everything about the fuck story that is the Chicago Bears is funny. Everything about a bears fan that keeps thinking ..”this is gonna be Cuttys year” is fucking funny.

    It will be a dark day, the day Cutty is no longer a Chicago Bear. Thank you Phil Emery…Great signing!!!