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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Explains the Botched Conversion in Seattle

Luke Wilson

You remember that play right there. It was the NFC Championship game. On a two-point conversion try late in the game, Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson rolled right… and then rolled right some more… and then heaved a wounded duck of a pass across his body to the opposite side of the field.

The kind of pass that gets picked off 99 out of 100 times.

Fortunately for Seattle, the Green Bay Packers had a one percenter defending on the play. Safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, who just so happens to be the one guy out of 100 that doesn’t make the play to foil the try.

And you know how that worked out.

So what happened, Ha Ha?

“Misjudged the ball,” Clinton-Dix said. “Saw it in the air and thought I had a play on it and misjudged it.”

Uh huh. I see.

And here is my response.

“Well, no fucking shit you misjudged the ball. The only possible way you could have misjudged it as badly as you did was if you suffered temporary blindness, an out of body experience or spontaneous combustion. And I did not see you burst into flames, so which of the other two was it and will this be a recurring problem?”

I guess if there’s a silver lining here, it’s that Clinton-Dix says he’s moved on.

“Washed my hands of it. It’s over with,” he said.

Great. Because you know what we can’t get out of our heads? That dopey play right there reminds of another colossally idiotic play made by a rookie Packers defender that cost the team a shot at the Super Bowl — 4th and 26.

Let’s hope we eventually have something better to remember Clinton-Dix by because that’s the only thing we’re ever going to remember about Nick Barnett.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. MMTTDCSUCK August 7, 2015

    A conspiracy theorist might say that this game was thrown . . . lots of “bush league” missed plays in a 4 minute time span . . .

  2. fred August 7, 2015

    Ha Ha had 2 picks in that game

  3. CO Bob August 7, 2015

    Oswald didn’t act alone, and the Fail Mary and Blown Bostick games in Seattle follow suit. Free Masons rule the world.

  4. Richard August 7, 2015

    It’s hard not to think that game thrown. Green Bay was probably not supposed to be 16 points better than Seattle in the first place, but we can’t have Vegas collapsing into rubble now can we. Let’s just hope Green Bay gets rewarded a trophy 12 months later

  5. Daniel Score August 7, 2015

    two things I never want to hear again 1 how the Packers blew the Seattle game. 2 anything about Cecil the lion. ENOUGH already.

  6. MMK August 7, 2015

    As mentioned, had two interceptions.

  7. Big B August 7, 2015

    HHCD is vastly over rated.

  8. Jay Dee August 8, 2015

    Clinton-Dix said he misjudged the Ball ..I’m no Perry Mason… But this damn case is closed ! Your Parents must be ashamed they gave birth to a Stupid Idiot ! …If you’re looking for a Perfect Football player let us know his name… Lets be quite clear here ..All Idiots who dare questions his reply are clearly looking to find a pimple on a elephants behind..

    Let’s see what I can find Positive to say about Ha’Ha Clinton Dix…let’s start with A.)**making the All Rookie Team by the Pro Football Writers Assoc…B.***2nd Leader on the Packers with 92 Tackles…,C.***Two Interceptions in Playoff Game vs Seattle…D***Clinton is ranked as one of Top Coverage Safeties in the NFL after one Season …I might note that No player who Clinton-Dix has covered one on one has scored a touchdown….& gets very far if they catch the ball.. Clinton-Dix Is smart enough not to let the Negative comments from the peanut Gallery impact his great Game…
    Now put that in your Pipe & Smoke it

  9. Jay Dee August 8, 2015

    If the Moderator dares to print garbage about someone.. He should also have the. Honesty to print the a truthful reply otherwise stop print one sided garbage…

  10. Richard August 8, 2015

    Well, thanks for that. At least we know he has potential when the New World Order isn’t instructing him to go full-retard on the worst 2 point playoff conversion fuck up of all time

  11. Jay Dee October 12, 2015

    Richard….The truth of the matter is , the use of the four letter word in your reply…confirms your limited Vocabulary…Richard didn’t you learn anything in your anger management classes…..when responding please remember “vulgarity detracts from Ones personality ” Oh! I forgot, you must 1st have a Personality….your mother is ashamed of You….now fall down on your knees repent & ask the Devil to forgive you toilet mouth..