Guess Who You Get To See Week 1…

8 Comments

1. 

   Dan August 28, 2015

   As someone that pays (via Sunday Ticket) to be stuck with the Fox national announcers, I can confirm my hatred of this duo. Somehow we are stuck listening to these packer-hating clowns for 8 games a year. Thumbs up to them, however, for at least knowing that Makaya Hyde and Bryan Beluga are not members of the Packers.

2. 

   Casey Closet August 28, 2015

   I like Clay Aikman, he’s got real purty lips. I wish Joe Suck would stick to Cardinals games like his daddy

3. 

   Guysocke August 28, 2015

   I do not mind Aikman. Buck is the pudwhack.

4. 

   Nacho dan August 28, 2015

   I just wish my directv didn’t have a delay so it would line up with the radio.

5. 

   Deepsky August 28, 2015

   Can we bring Jim Irwin and Max McGee back from the dead to a broadcast?

6. 

   knucklehead August 29, 2015

   I’m glad I’m not the only one that hates this duo. Aikman has had a searing hatred for the Packers for years.

   I remember when Favre wouldn’t quit and kept playing great ball. Aikman could barely keep the resentment and jealousy out of his commentary. He hated Favre for being able to take the hits he couldn’t and keep getting up and keep playing relentlessly. Aikman could only watch from the box sneering.

   He’d always have some backhanded comment about Favre when he screwed up and be silent when he would torch some defense.

   Joe Buck? What do you say about him? They stand the bastard on a fruit box so he doesn’t look like Aikman’s half time midget sex slave.

   Most of the Cowboys of Aikman’s era are total fucks.

   Screw those two.

   Go Pack!

7. 

   johnny August 29, 2015

   I see my loathing for Aikman and especially Buck has been well covered here, so I’ll just point out that Joe Buck, in profile, has a forehead that looks like a typewriter.

8. 

   Dan August 29, 2015

   I do wonder if Aikman could crush Buck’s ginormous forehead with his gorilla hands ala The Mountain vs. The Viper.