Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson was revealed as the No. 18 player in the NFL this week in the league’s list of the top 100 players of 2015.
That’s quite a jump for Nelson, who was No. 83 last year, but that’s not what’s important here. What’s important here is that we get more Ike Taylor.
Just like he was in Randall Cobb’s video, the former Steelers cornerback is featured prominently. And just like Cobb’s video — where Taylor talked about Randall’s pretty eyes — Taylor does not disappoint.
In this one, Taylor calls Jordy White Chocolate. You know, because he’s white and also fast.
As an added bonus, the video also features your boy John Kuhn.
So, you’ve got the most country motherfucker in the league and the whitest motherfucker in the league right here talking about White Chocolate.
Ike Taylor — national treasure.