Don’t you know who I am?!
That’s what Green Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones reportedly asked the police after they caught him with a bag of weed.
That bag of weed resulted in a citation, but also cost Jones the first game of the season. He was suspended by the league for the incident last week.
According to the Press-Gazette, Jones was cited at 12:29 a.m. on January 19. That was literally hours after the team returned to Green Bay following their crushing defeat in Seattle. And frankly, we fully understand wanting to get fucked right up.
Johnny Law did not understand that, though.
Neither did the woman who called and reported Jones, who was sitting in his Jeep in an apartment complex parking lot blasting music and getting stoned.
I think we’ve been over this before, but let’s go over it again. If you’re an NFL player, have someone else acquire your drugs for you. Have that person bring those drugs back to your place where you can get high in private. You can afford to pay this drug mule. Then you won’t be arrested or suspended by the league.
Of course, Jones tried to avoid that fate by pulling his Packers card.
He reportedly “became emotionally upset, and told officers he was the first-round draft pick of the Green Bay Packers.”
And the cops were like, sure you are. Then how come I’ve never seen you make a play?
And Jones had no answer for that.