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Clay Matthews’ Wedding was Last Weekend

According to the Green Bay Packers website, Clay Matthews was married as of last week.

But that’s probably because whatever jerkoff updates that thing didn’t want to spend the five minutes it would take to make said update on a Saturday. That appears to be the day that Matthews actually married baby momma Casey Noble.

And no, we didn’t get the invite. And yes, we are offended.

Perhaps we criticized Clay’s quititude too much this offseason. Or maybe it just got lost in the mail.

At any rate, photos of the groom are elusive, but here’s a photo of the bride.

Looking hot!

Casey Noble wedding

Also, these clowns apparently played the wedding and Locke from Lost was there for some reason.


You know who wasn’t there?

Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn, but more on that later.


Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Christian Values July 13, 2015

    Well, I guess he didn’t want her to be just another baby mama, so he wifed her up. She was flirting and dating Matthews while still married. Then she gets knocked up. What a shock!!! And probably due to family pressures and need to protect his brand/image, he marries her. Well played, Ms Noble. Well, played.

  2. PF4L July 13, 2015

    So Aaron Rodgers wasn’t there huh?

    Know who wasn’t there in the last 2 of Seattle’s possessions in regulation of the NFC game?

    Aaron Rodgers at your wedding, and sprinkles on your ice cream, are for winners.

    1. MMTTDCSUCK July 14, 2015

      Yep . . .

  3. Abe Frohman July 14, 2015

    Aaron just didn’t want Olivia looking all googly eyed at him asking questions like “when is it our turn?”

  4. rebelgb July 14, 2015

    Dont get it. You young, handsome, rich. Why the fuck would you get married? It doesnt matter how hot that bitch is, after slamming that pussy for a few years straight, its gonna look like just another pussy. Meanwhile you will still have 1000’s of other hot women, and even not so hot women, throwing brand new pussy at you just wishing to God you would take it and do what you want with it.

    Yeah nice fucking job idiot.

    I want a do over…..in a few years Clay will too.

  5. MMTTDCSUCK July 14, 2015

    Hammertoes . . .

  6. JuBarb July 14, 2015

    Really why do every one find negativity in everything . Who cared what his reasons are If they are happy . Just say Congrats and be happy for him.

  7. hokus July 16, 2015

    Clay was so proud that he took a picture with his bride, scratch that it’s another woman.

  8. 4truth July 24, 2015

    Won’t last.

  9. Christian Values August 4, 2015


    Won’t last.

    Totally agree. I am thinking they might last 3 or 4 years, and that’s if they don’t have any more kids.

  10. Hmmmmm August 8, 2015

    She’ll probably have another “accident” and get pregnant again to further tighten the noose around his neck, so he won’t leave her. Also, she is almost 40 so she is going to pop out as many as she can before menopause sets in. Can’t believe out of all the lovely women his age that he could have married, he marries this old hag.