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Andrew Quarless Tried to Conceal Himself with a Plant

We’ve been hearing how, after he fired off his piece, Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless then tried to hide it from the cops in a plant.

That makes some sense, since burying a handgun in a potted plant could be considered a reasonable hiding place.

What didn’t make any sense was we were also hearing that Quarless tried to hide himself from the cops using a plant. Did he try to hide behind it? Was he trying to pretend he was a plant? We just don’t know, but the police report does indeed say that Quarless tried to hide himself with a plant.

“The defendant was discovered in the outer area of Siena Tavern attempting to conceal himself and the black firearm in a nearby plant. Officers were able to detain the defendant without incident. Ofc. Colombo 1011 discovered a black firearm hidden (KK UPS .45 CAL) within the potted plant.”

Yeah, but back up there for a second.

… attempting to conceal himself and the black firearm in a nearby plant.

Attempting to conceal himself in a plant!

Now, this right here is the exterior of Siena Tavern, so… yeah…

Siena Tavern Miami

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Tucson Packer July 6, 2015

    Great hiding place, Scooby-Doo!

  2. 1265Lombardiave July 6, 2015

    Much like a 5 year old kid playing hide and seek, had he not giggled they never would have found him.

  3. Organicbuzz July 6, 2015

    Maybe it’s his intelligence that has kept him from breaking out into stardom. Go Pack Go!!!

  4. the real russ letlow July 6, 2015

    hell, if Colombo could see him with that one bad eye, then Quarless wasn’t hiding very well!!!!

  5. Howard July 6, 2015

    As Dean Wormer said Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

  6. ferris July 6, 2015

    It was a .45. Dirty Harry stuff. What an idiot.

  7. Billy July 7, 2015

    Who does he think he is Hernandez?. Cut this fool.

  8. Organicbuzz July 7, 2015

    Really,we don’t need or want this shit. Go Pack Go!!!

  9. icebowl July 8, 2015

    Just plain idiotic…..
    What a stoopid way to mar 6 good years with GB…..