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Andrew Quarless Got Arrested

Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless was supposedly having himself a great offseason, right up until Saturday morning.

Quarless was arrested in Miami for firing two shots from a handgun early Saturday morning. He was not celebrating the 4th of July.

According to a police report, Quarless fired two shots into the air after getting into an altercation with a group of women near a parking garage. Yes, a group of women.

He then fled the scene and tried to hide the gun in a potted plant outside of a restaurant.

Quarless was arrested around 5:30 a.m. and has been charged with discharging a firearm in public.

Isn’t this the sort of thing they teach you to avoid in the time during OTAs and training camp?

Quarless now will likely join Datone Jones on the suspended list.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Lombardi's Ghost July 5, 2015

    Guinon, Jones, and now Quarless. That’s three starters. Unfortunately there appears to be a pattern here.

    The Pack needs players, not bad apples. Let’s hope all three are cut

  2. ferris July 5, 2015

    He was watching Yosemite Sam cartoons and inspired by that he shot a few times in the air. Is that a crime? After hiding the gun in the plant he took a dump in a laundry basket.

  3. Howard July 5, 2015

    What could possible go wrong? A pro athlete partying all night, in south beach, with a loaded gun, and a car load of women. At least there was no money involved or was there?

    This can not go well for Quarless unless he was out for a morning run to keep in shape, was confronted
    by prostitutes with guns, who had a slow night, and Quarless had to fire shots for defense. Or maybe Quarless was just showing the ladies his manhood and pre maturely misfired.I think his cap hit would be a little less than a couple hundred thousand.

  4. shawn July 5, 2015

    What a dumbass.

    Look, I can even understand a little how these guys want to roll with guns, considering they roll with cash and they are targets. But these guys have a posse, right?

    If you are gonna go clubbing, let your non-NFL playing buddy hold the gun. That way, an idiotic situation like this arises, HE’S the one that gets arrested!

    I think firing in the air is legal in Texas. Maybe he just lost track of where he was.

  5. PF4L July 5, 2015

    “You can’t fix stupid” -Aaron Hernandez

  6. Abe Frohman July 6, 2015

    This is exactly how you’d expect a guy with “God’s Gift” tattooed on his triceps to act.

  7. Salazar July 6, 2015

    Fuck him, send him to the Vikings.

  8. kato July 6, 2015

    And this isnt surprising. Didnt the guy have character concerns coming out of psu? Looks like he was just a few years late on doing something stupid

  9. MikeChicago July 6, 2015

    He is no MisterRogers – or even Dick Rodgers.

  10. topbrick July 6, 2015

    …these guys have the world by the ass and then do stupid shit like this…cm-on man!!