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Andrew Quarless’ First Public Comments Are…

A joke, actually. No apology. No act of contrition. No explanation. No, Andrew Quarless’ first public comments since he was arrested for unlawfully discharging a handgun and then pretending to be a plant was a Twitter post that linked to an Instagram image.

God got me..

A photo posted by Drew (@flyordie81) on

Yeah, real fucking good, man. Strong, profound stuff.

Our own Andrew Chitko sums it up pretty well in this reply to Quarless shortly after his post.

Fire your publicist, dumbass.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Fuck him. Time for DickRodg to step in and take the starting gig. And please folks, stop comparing this to our two team stoners. Yeah, Jones and Guion are idiots but firing warning shots at 5:30am cuz some ladies rejected your drunk ass is a whole different galaxy of dumbfuckery.

  2. Also, props to Chitko for calling God’s Gifts out!

  3. Andrew Chitko July 9, 2015

    I mean I know it’s an open investigation and he’s probably very limited about what he can say, but this just sounds like a whole lot of lack of accountability and somehow placing his mistake at the feet of God.

    I’m not saying he admit anything or incriminate himself in any way, but how about saying something like…

    Great to play for the Green Bay Packers. I appreciate how supportive they’ve been to me throughout my whole career, especially the last few days.

    How hard would that have been?

  4. Abe Frohman July 9, 2015

    wow….just wow. What an insufferable ass.

  5. Salazar July 9, 2015

    I’ll say it again… Give him a Viking burial. Fuck him. Persona non grata.

  6. Howard July 9, 2015

    The plant couldn’t hide Quarless so it appears he’s looking for something bigger to hide behind. It. Won’t work. Thanks for calling Quarless out Chitko and Monte.

  7. Howard July 9, 2015

    Sorry Monty.

  8. Organicbuzz July 9, 2015

    God doesn’t like stupidity. Go Pack Go!!!

  9. 13Time1265 July 9, 2015

    God got him a court date.

  10. Cheese July 9, 2015

    Looked at his twitter, What a goon….

  11. Chad Lundberg July 10, 2015

    As a theist, this is absolute bull. Way to wave the “I did something wrong, but I’m Christian so that means you should still like me” card. This guy could have seriously hurt or even killed someone.