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Aaron Rodgers Scoffs at “Pitch Count” Notion

Aaron Rodgers

All week long, the idiots that report on the Green Bay Packers have been blathering on about a “pitch count” for quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

Like, “Oh, hey, do you think Aaron Rodgers will be on a pitch count?”

We ignored these “stories” completely because… why in the hell would he be on a pitch count?

Rodgers didn’t hurt his arm last season. He’s not 40 years old. He isn’t in a quarterback competition.

The idea itself was moronic, but since it’s been bandied about in the media, someone had to ask Rodgers about it.

He agrees.

“I am 31, and I feel great,” Rodgers said. “I’m not 35, 36, 37 or 38. I don’t know what this pitch count is all about. But I’ve iced my arm probably less than five times in my entire life. I’m very happy with the gift I was given with this right arm, and it doesn’t give me any problems.”

So in case you were wondering, there you go.

He’s gonna throw lasers.

And he’s gonna throw as many goddam lasers as he wants!

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Snarff1 July 31, 2015

    It feels great to have PACKER football back !!!

    1. PF4L July 31, 2015

      Yea it is. The best part of the year is the start of fall, and the start of the NFL regular season.

  2. PF4L July 31, 2015

    So….I have to suffer through watching a commercial for my post to submit? Bwahahahahahahahaha..I don’t think so Monty.

  3. John Sanders July 31, 2015

    The Packers are going to start a pitch count on Rogers this year because Favre confirmed Rogers is indeed a fag when inducted to the Hall of Fame earlier this month. We all know how fags greet people with just their wrist and hand action. Packers are concerned about how many times Rogers has used his passing hand to greet people. They are afraid carpal tunnel could develop in his wrist so his pass count will be down in the upcoming season. * Fact Checker – Absolutely 100% true, nothing Rogers can do about it as it’s in his contract.