I’m just tickled pink today.
I had been thinking long and hard about this one. Can the Minnesota Vikings finally win the Super Bowl? I mean, nothing would please me more. No one deserves a Super Bowl victory more than the intelligent, thoughtful, classy and beautiful bunch who call themselves Minnesota Vikings fans.
Well, good news, everyone!
Vikings owner Groucho Marx Zygi Wilf has declared that yes, indeed, the Minnesota Vikings can win the Super Bowl. And they can win it this very season!
“Absolutely,’’ Wilf said. “I mean, we can win the Super Bowl, but I stopped my predictions I think my third season (of ownership).’’
This new level of enthusiasm and optimism for Vikings football stems from a few things.
First, the Vikings went 7-9 last season, which is pretty much like winning the Super Bowl if you’re from Minnesota.
Second, they really like their coach over there in the Cities. Like, not only did he win seven games already, but he is also totally not Brad Childress or a man named Leslie.
Ready for it?
Chilly!
Third, conquering hero Adrian Peterson has returned to the team after a year spent conquering his children and then thinking about how he shouldn’t conquer his children. And who cares about any of that? This guy can play football!
Open arms in Minnesota!
So, clearly, this is a recipe for success!
Your long wait is surely almost over, you glorious Vikings fans. This is your year!
I prefer a MILF to a WILF.
Thought that was Captain Kangaroo at first glance.
I’m only here because this site is hilarious. Plus the vikings blog has offered ZERO the last 2 months. That said the Pack are still the team to beat in the north but anyone thinking MN is far off would be a dolt. And 7-9 a Superbowl in MN? Ha. They might have choked at winning superbowls but they’ve still won more games than any other team in the north.
PS. stop choking in playoffs. your constant making fun of MN has totally made you into what you “hate”
How can you take anything seriously coming from the mouth of a dude with the handle “Zygmunt”?
He should have kicked his parent’s ass for hanging a name on him that rhymes with cunt.
But he didn’t, so that means he’s an aptly-named slit and displays the same characteristics of the team he owns.
I’m going against the grain here, but I believe that Bridgewater will take a step back this year. That line of his isn’t going to do him any favors, especially if they play Matt Kalil all year.
The hornheads are the worst fans in sports and the dumbest poor sport babbleing idiots in the history of the universe