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It’s Matthew Stafford and Kelly Hall’s Wedding Video, Bro!

Matthew Stafford and Kelly Hall wedding

Awwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeah! It’s everybody’s bro Matthew Stafford’s wedding video, bro!

Butterball married longtime girlfriend Kelly Hall back in April. It was a totally brotastic affair where everybody got to wear backwards bro caps just like Butterball does on the sidelines. They also got to wear some fancy Nikes, even the bride, because that’s soooooooo bro, bro!

Check it out right here… bro.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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12 Comments

  1. Cheese June 26, 2015

    So when does the Totalpackers gossip magazine start hitting the shelves at grocery stores? All these Katy Perry pop up ads should be able to fund it quite easily..

  2. BZ in BA June 26, 2015

    He still plays for the Lions, and the Lions are still a Detroit Franchise. They will never win the NFC North, at least not during Stafford’s tenure. GO PACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 1265Lombardiave June 26, 2015

    Matthew who?

  4. HugeHarryDick June 26, 2015

    I watched this while I took a huge dump.

  5. PF4L June 26, 2015

    Say what you want, she’s a hot piece of ass.

  6. Dave June 27, 2015

    Hey at least Stafford got married. More than Rodgers can say about his relationship…….

    1. Cheese June 27, 2015

      “Yeah bro, I’m so much better than you at relationships. I got married and you didn’t!”

      Marriage is a personal choice, not an achievement.

      1. shawn June 27, 2015

        Staying married is an achievement though.

  7. Dave June 27, 2015

    Ok, my point is, if marriage is a personal choice, then why is some asshole Monty McMahon (who is not married himself because nobody wants to marry someone who runs a shit blog and has the appropriate nickname of Dopey The Dick) making fun of him? Stafford isn’t in college anymore. He’s not a “bro” and he no longer wears his hat backwards on the field anymore. He’s not doing keg stands and partying like he did in the past. He got married and that should be celebrated, not made fun of. He’s matured and grown up, something that Dopey The Dick (Monty McMahon for all you slow Packers fans who haven’t already figured out that they are the same guy) should seriously consider doing.

    1. PF4L June 28, 2015

      It’s hard to get married, if the closet door is stuck closed.

    2. Gorgonzola June 29, 2015

      yup, Matthew Stafford doing keg stands and throwing frat parties is soooo 2014!

  8. Phillthy June 28, 2015

    Hahahahahaha
    Hey Dave, lighten up!