Awwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeah! It’s everybody’s bro Matthew Stafford’s wedding video, bro!
Butterball married longtime girlfriend Kelly Hall back in April. It was a totally brotastic affair where everybody got to wear backwards bro caps just like Butterball does on the sidelines. They also got to wear some fancy Nikes, even the bride, because that’s soooooooo bro, bro!
Check it out right here… bro.
So when does the Totalpackers gossip magazine start hitting the shelves at grocery stores? All these Katy Perry pop up ads should be able to fund it quite easily..
He still plays for the Lions, and the Lions are still a Detroit Franchise. They will never win the NFC North, at least not during Stafford’s tenure. GO PACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I watched this while I took a huge dump.
Say what you want, she’s a hot piece of ass.
Hey at least Stafford got married. More than Rodgers can say about his relationship…….
“Yeah bro, I’m so much better than you at relationships. I got married and you didn’t!”
Marriage is a personal choice, not an achievement.
Staying married is an achievement though.
Ok, my point is, if marriage is a personal choice, then why is some asshole Monty McMahon (who is not married himself because nobody wants to marry someone who runs a shit blog and has the appropriate nickname of Dopey The Dick) making fun of him? Stafford isn’t in college anymore. He’s not a “bro” and he no longer wears his hat backwards on the field anymore. He’s not doing keg stands and partying like he did in the past. He got married and that should be celebrated, not made fun of. He’s matured and grown up, something that Dopey The Dick (Monty McMahon for all you slow Packers fans who haven’t already figured out that they are the same guy) should seriously consider doing.
It’s hard to get married, if the closet door is stuck closed.
yup, Matthew Stafford doing keg stands and throwing frat parties is soooo 2014!
Hey Dave, lighten up!