Hey, Brett Favre, you’re done slingin’ guns. What you gonna do with your free time?
Why, it’s summertime in Mississippi, by golly! Ima get me one dose lawn chairs with the cup holder in im an jus chill.
That sounds pretty relaxing, Brett.
Yeehaw! Yer goddam right! An I need me one dose umbrellas you put ina ground. Can’t be gettin’ no harmful rays on ma face. A hat, gotta have me trusty hat I got back in high school too. Then, stone cold chillin’.
You just gonna sit around and leer creepily at young girls or what, Brett?
Hoooooo Nelly! Ma lil girl, she playin’ some volleyball. Got me a darn good excuse for sittin’ round an starin’ at young girls. You know what David Wooderson said. I get older. They stay the same age, yessir!