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Somehow, Jim Schwartz Now Has an NFL Officiating Job

Monty McMahon by Monty McMahon
May 26, 2015
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Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz

You remember former Detroit Lions coach Jim Schwartz, the guy who took being a total douche to historic new levels.

Schwartz almost made Jim Harbaugh seem tolerable. Alas, if there was a douche off, that contest would have ended in a tie. In fact, one of Schwartz’s douchier moments as coach of the Lions was a post-game confrontation with Harbaugh that nearly flooded Ford Field. Due to too much douche in one place, of course.

Last year, when Schwartz was defensive coordinator of the Buffalo Bills, he still managed to outdouche everyone, even though he no longer even had a head coaching gig. We speak, of course, of the time he made his players carry him off the field after the Bills beat the Lions.

Anyway, you get the point.

Jim Schwartz = total fucking douche.

And now this douche has a job with the NFL.

Yes, that’s correct.

The league has hired the guy with the personalized license plates that read DOUCHE1 to be a consultant to their officials.

Huh?

Yeah, the best analogy that we’ve heard is it’s kind of like when banks hire hackers to run their security.

Schwartz will be providing officials with a coach’s perspective on their decisions. So, we imagine, Schwartz will just be yelling at these guys each week.

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Comments 4

  1. Avatar for the real russ letlow the real russ letlow says:
    8 years ago

    Roger Goodell can now walk around the office saying , “May the Schwartz be with you!”

    • Avatar for Phatgzus Phatgzus says:
      8 years ago

      Nice.

  2. Avatar for 13time1265 13time1265 says:
    8 years ago

    So now the officials have to listen to a dickbag? Greeeeaaat idea NFL!

  3. Avatar for icebowl icebowl says:
    8 years ago

    Did I miss something?
    Is Oberdouche Pete “The Sneak” Carrol retiring from said job….?
    He’s been a “consultant” to officials for years….

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