Lest you forget — we’ve been trying to — there are several Green Bay Packers in the film Pitch Perfect 2.
First, let’s discuss what that is, in case you’re not aware. It’s like an action movie for chicks, except instead of ass kicking, there are just random sing-offs.
Like, a group of broads are walking down the street and they see another group of broads and they’re like, “Yeah, gotta sing! We’ll show you!”
I gotta tell ya, I tried to watch the first one of the these movies just to see what all the fuss was about and I made it about 20 minutes in before I turned it off and promptly ripped my television off the wall and smashed it on the ground.
Unless you’re a chick, I guess.
So, some Packers are in an unwatchable chick movie because… wait for it. They’re huge fans and asked to be in the movie!
Their scene is, of course, a sing-off, because that’s what all of the scenes in these movies are.
These assclowns are Clay Matthews, Josh Sitton, Don Barclay, David Bakhtiari and T.J. Lang. Aaron Rodgers’ younger brother Jordan also joined them.
So, the premiere of this cinematic classic was Friday night and said assclowns turned up for it. The Packers also sent Larry McCarren to cover the event because… well, we have no idea.
It’s obviously major though, if you’re sending The Rock.
Here’s the scene. And yes, that’s Rebel Wilson there. She’s in the movie and we’re almost certain T.J. Lang is trying to get some of that action.
Larry the Rock had 2 very funny tongue in cheek videos on the home site. worth watching, very short, and he got “Pitch Slapped” twice!
The, “pitch slapped,” stuff Larry did made me laugh, good stuff by McCarren.
i seriously hate everything you write. To you everything sucks, everyone is an assclown. Why don’t you try writing something that doesn’t showcase what a little prick you are. Fuck off and stope writing.
Whoa….. Monty bitched slapped, or pitch slapped, or whatever that means, never had any desire to watch it, doubt i ever will, Packer players or not.
You don’t like his articles….yet you come back to read them again!
Never show anger then they know they got you.
So tired of hearing about this stupid movie..
Pretty much any movie with Anna Kendrick is watchable for me.
Hot chicks, some decent music… yeah, its annoying at times, but not total suckage… actually.
“Any movie with Anna Kendrick is watchable for me”.
We women Packer fans enjoy this shit. Just like we enjoyed Donald Driver on Dancing with the Stars. Did you complain when he kicked everyone’s ass? So, SUCK IT.
You go girl.
Really Don’t know why I’m even reading this, never heard heard of this, is it some movie about baseball players ?
And this is why we cant win Championships…every time I see that fucking commercial all I think about is the 2 minutes of the NFC Championship, fuck
More importantly clay Matthews beard is gone
That alone should make the author happy. But yet, it doesn’t get a mention.
Kato facial hair grows. Ask my bearded husband. Another crop of whiskers could appear before you can say – OTAs.