Unfortunately, we don’t have any pictures of Matthew Stafford for you. I mean, we know that’s what you wanted to see, but his face was just too fat to fit in the frame.
Instead, we have pictures of Mrs. Butterball, Kelly Hall.
Yes, that’s right. Butterball has finally gone and made an honest woman out of Kelly Hall. At least, as honest of a woman as a broad who does keg stands will ever be.
hey, in wacky modern day america this is a common stepping stone, er, leaping ledge, for famous women wives to smash into the glass ceiling for women in USA politics; this latest story from the BF marriage:
News Flash: Brett Favre’s Wife to announce candidacy!
In a news conference, Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers football team next season.
Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be the starting QB because she had spent 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers – even though she has actually never played football at any level from grade school up, never ran the offense of any team, nor ever played the game.
During this period of time, she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, the nickel package, man-to-man coverage, so she is now completely comfortable with all the other terminology involving the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows 50% of those polled supported the move.
[How eerily Clintonesque]