Packers Draft Hat is Epic
Every year, the NFL comes up with a new hat to hand to draftees as they are paraded out on stage at the draft.
You know, because they need your $35 because you HAVE TO have that hat!
Seriously, I am not even fucking kidding. These shitbirds, the Green Bay Packers included, are selling these hats for $35 each.
Anyway, we bring this up because this year’s hat has a new twist.
Under the brim, there’s a skyline shot of the city the team calls home.
That’s correct. The Packers hat has a view of the mighty Green Bay skyline!
Now, what exactly would they show? St. Vincent Hospital used to a favorite of the national TV crews while broadcasting from Green Bay. Tallest building in town at a whopping 13 stories, after all!
But it’s not like St. Vincent’s is in a cluster of similarly tall buildings, so that won’t work. I mean, you almost have to just throw Lambeau Field itself on there, right?
Leo Frigo, baby!
Hopefully, whoever the Packers draft isn’t hanging out with whoever the Giants draft. I mean, based on those views, I know who I’d rather play for.
In concept this design may have been a good idea. In execution, it’s pretty idiotic.
But hey, still clearly worth $35 of your hard-earned money.