Butterball, or Matthew Stafford if you must, got married last weekend.
When we posted photos of his bride, Kelly Hall, this morning, we made a joke that there were no Butterball photos because his fat face wouldn’t fit in the frame.
The joke we did not make has thankfully made itself.
We were going to tell you that in lieu of a wedding photo of Stafford, you should just imagine someone wearing a suit and a backwards ball cap together.
Because Butterball is the ultimate bro. And the ultimate bro wears his ball cap all the time and he wears it backwards because… fuck yeah, brah!
Well, we’re tickled pink to give you this.
Matthew Stafford making our Matthew Stafford joke for us.
Sweet neon ball cap, brah! Looks fuckin’ wicked awesome with your suit, brah! Gotta wear it backwards, brah! Let’s do some keg stands, brah!
Oh, and just in case you’re thinking, well, this could not possibly be anymore douchetastic of a wedding, we give you this.
Rockin' it with @ShowtimeTate and @OG_2Pan! #fullystaffed4415 pic.twitter.com/8snySzTkbb
— SC (@scund46795) April 6, 2015
It looks like the cast of mountain folk from the movie deliverance just a little less classy. I can even hear the dueling banjos.
mountain folk? wtf? are you from Transylvania? here in the USA we americans call them “hillbilly” [folk].
Actually Fritz I was going to say inbred except I did not want to offend you.
Why do u care about Matthew Staffords wedding?
the face of the franchise.
Is that Dr Brandt on the right?
…and after the keg stand contest they had a tea-bag off. WHAT. A. BUNCH. OF. FAHGS. FOR REAL.