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Drunk Jay Cutler Used to Terrorize Vandy Campus Phones

Drunk Jay Cutler is just so Cutty!

Once upon a time, a young, strong-armed, non-caring Cutty! attended college at Vanderbilt. This particular school is known as the Harvard of the south, which is akin to being the one pig in the pen with a fucking bow tied around its neck.

But anyway, young Cutty! liked the sauce. And according to Clay Travis, who also attended Vandy, drunk Cutty! was once tackled by a cop for ripping out emergency phones throughout campus.

Just listen to this yarn.

Do you get the feeling Travis doesn’t think much of our main man Cutty!?

How dare he!

Just because he wasn’t a Green Bay Packers legend at that point, doesn’t mean young Cutty! didn’t have any redeeming qualities. We couldn’t put a finger on what those were, but surely they were many.

So what does old Cutty! have to say about all of this?

You guessed it!

Jay Cutler don't care

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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3 Comments

  1. Lombardi's Ghost April 25, 2015

    Clay is 36 and Cutler is 31. Was Clay attending at the time and just slow,
    or speaking hearsay? inquiring minds want to know.

  2. the real russ letlow April 25, 2015

    I guess Cutty never did have any “shake – n- bake” moves, even in college.

  3. Fritz April 26, 2015

    hey! i thought Duke was the “harvard of the south”, at least that is what all those guys i met in my local sports bar at the ncaa final four final game, in virginia told me?