Donald Driver will be Dancing Again
Dancing With the Stars… I could give two shits. That being said, I realize a lot of people watch this show. Some of you probably watched it when former Green Bay Packers receiver Donald Driver was on it.
Well, he’s back for more.
Driver is one of several former NFLers making an appearance on the 10th Anniversary Special. And it’s sure to be awkward as hell.
First of all, it looks like all of these guys are going to be shoehorned into one dance number. Second of all, check out the sweet-ass gold jackets. Third of all, anything involving tools like Kurt Warner and Emmitt Smith dancing is automatically awkward.
I will never understand the fascination with watching C-and-D-list celebrities dance. It shall remain one of life’s great mysteries, like why do Vikings fans prefer the company of sheep and how much face fat can one Matthew Stafford have?
At any rate, if you’re a fan of awkward football player dance numbers, this will get you fired right the hell up!