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Clay Matthews is Now My College Roommate

David Bragg

I want you to meet David Bragg. He’s the dude in the photo. We were roommates in college, where we consumed copious amounts of alcohol together. Today, he pretty much looks like he did then, minus some hair on top of his head.

Yeah, he was the cat that grew his hair — both head and facial — really goddam long before that type of shit was acceptable. We thought he looked like a clown, but such was the charm of David Bragg. He gave zero fucks about what anyone thought.

He was just livin’, man!

Now, this is a recent photo, taken who the hell knows where. This guy could be in a jungle in Belize for all I know. That’s just how he rolls because, as you’ve probably gathered, David Bragg still gives zero fucks.

You know who else falls into that category?

Clay Matthews.

Clay Matthews has become my college roommate.

Clay Matthews

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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2 Comments

  1. Carl with a "C" April 30, 2015

    hahahahahaha LMFAO! Oh David Lane Bragg, old Laner Bagg! I miss that man! Montogmery, best article ever!

  2. Cheese April 30, 2015

    I bet he hasn’t shaved since the nfc championship. Kind of like the old German story about the kid who they wouldn’t let shave until he slayed his enemy. In fact they should have the whole team do this. That will show them to close out a fuckin game.