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This Will Give You Nightmares

Aaron Rodgers in a Chicago Bears uniform

Sorry, it’s like a train wreck. I want to look away, but I just can’t.

Who vomited all over you, Aaron?!


Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. MP March 13, 2015

    Its common courtesy to attach the NSFW tag with posts like this, please.

  2. Pack Morris March 13, 2015

    Nice touch with the Cutler-ian facial expression.

  3. E. Wolf March 13, 2015

    May it never be forgotten that we all lived a real nightmare very much like this precise scenraio, when one Brett Favre aka Berty Judas, aka Brettedict Favreold aka Baron von Dongschotz played for the VIKINGS.
    Vergiss ihr alle das NIEMALS.

    1. Savage57 March 14, 2015

      Change “we all” to “I”, and it makes sense.

      No one else gave a shit.

      1. E. Wolf March 14, 2015

        Watch Last Day at Lambeau. We all went through a nightmare, as this movie depicts beyond all doubt. It is just that I do not have the emotional or intellectual constitution of a rodeo bull.

        1. Fritz March 14, 2015

          don’t worry. the only time you will see AR in a bears uni is after he retires and some hollywood moviemaker signs him to star in a nfl sports parody comedy inspired by the voluminous material published here on TP. why AR? because he is already a celebrity comedian actor in the world famous comedic ad series: “Hans and Franz”

    2. icebowl March 14, 2015

      “Vergisst es nie” would be the more correct way of saying something dass Du mein Freund gehenlassen sollst ! Es ist Zeit…

  4. Church Lady March 13, 2015

    That picture makes me not like A-Rod as much.

  5. Cheese March 13, 2015

    Disgusting. Shame on you for posting this.

  6. Pharty Thyme March 13, 2015

    I didn’t realize Aaron had blotchy skin all over his arms and hands

  7. Howard March 13, 2015

    Nightmares for sure.

    Sleep with one eye open
    Gripping your pillow tight

    Exit light
    Enter night
    Take my hand
    Off to never never land

    Something’s wrong, shut the light
    Heavy thoughts tonight
    And they aren’t of snow white

  8. icebowl March 14, 2015

    A Bears fan’s wet dream !!
    Please don’t ever post something like this again !
    Only thing worse would be Cutty in Green & Gold

    1. Fritz March 15, 2015

      speaking of GREEN [and golf, er, Gold]… don’t forget next Tue. is Saint Patrick’s day everyone, so get your green packer jerseys out and get the beer and tear stains from the seattle game cleaned out for the big joint celebration with our irish friends, at your favorite bar serving green beer.

  9. Lisa March 16, 2015

    wtf is that