The Bears Have Signed This Guy
You know the Chicago Bears are out there tearing it up this offseason. That’s what they do. They’re the Chicago Bears.
They assemble a Super Bowl contender each and every offseason (according to their fans) and then watch it go to shit somewhere around October.
This year is no different.
Today, the Bears signed this super-swell fellow.
His name is Jacquizz Rodgers.
He wants to Quizz on your face!
We’re just going to let you take that in for a moment…