The Bears Have Signed This Guy

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Jacquizz Rodgers

You know the Chicago Bears are out there tearing it up this offseason. That’s what they do. They’re the Chicago Bears.

They assemble a Super Bowl contender each and every offseason (according to their fans) and then watch it go to shit somewhere around October.

This year is no different.

Today, the Bears signed this super-swell fellow.

Jacquizz Rodgers

His name is Jacquizz Rodgers.

He wants to Quizz on your face!

We’re just going to let you take that in for a moment…

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Tremendous.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

12 Comments on "The Bears Have Signed This Guy"

  1. I don’t mind the clown show at soldier field making it so easy for us to win the division year in, year out. Let them keep picking winners!

  2. kato

    Well there goes some of Matt fortes fantasy value as catching passes out of the backfield on 3rd down.

    This is the reason I watch hockey. Don’t have to pretend to like idiots and thugs like this.

  3. He’s a decent little option out of the backfield but they still have Cutler throwing the ball. The Bears have put together a hell of a Coaching Staff but they can’t coach up idiots like the Bears put on the field…. This guy included. Quizz on your face? WTF?? He couldn’t “Quizz” on turf in a Dome at Atlanta, what’s make’s him think he can “Quizz at that shit hole Soldier Field?

  4. AJ Hawk

    Packer fans making fun of signing a guy for wearing a t-shirt the day after signing a pot head…stay classy folks! #inferioritycomplex

  5. bears for the win

    Haha good one AJ Hawk!!! These packer fuckers overlook the fact they sign a criminal and go ahead and make fun of a guy wearing a shirt. Not to mention the fact that he would be a backup. Go have fun preparing the farm for the spring and planting corn and milking cows u chesehead shit!!

  6. kato

    Yeah I remember when the bears had tank Johnson when he had a weapons arsenal that many small countries would envy and Sam Hurd who was trying to become tony Montana. So yeah, I am pretty sure the bears have had just as many criminals if not more than the packers

  7. bears for the win

    Ok please keep on topic pinhead….. Were saying you packers fans are being hypocritical. We don’t need to discuss past criminals as we are in 2015. Sorry if you don’t know that as I know trips leaving the farm are few and far between.

  8. Fritz

    Here is a stray Easter weekend thought” —
    if we could get him, and his brother James from the Atlanta prx squad, we could complete the set[!] and become known forevermore as “The Team with Four Rodgers” or maybe “The Four Rodgers of the Apocalypse”

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