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Of Course DuJuan Harris Signed with the Vikings

Packers running back DuJuan Harris

The Minnesota Vikings have become a self-perpetuating joke.

They signed former Green Bay Packers running back DuJuan Harris to a one-year contract on Thursday because OF COURSE THEY DID!

The Minnesota Vikings are the goddam raccoon that digs through the Green Bay Packers’ trash cans.

“We’ll find something good in here somewhere!”

We’re not even going to start going through the list of former Packers signed by the Vikings, but Harris is the second in a month. He joins another guy the Packers released — tight end Brandon Bostick.

The only difference between how Bostick and Harris found their way to the Vikings is how the Packers dispatched them. Bostick was flat-out released. Harris was an exclusive rights free agent and the Packers chose not to tender him a contract, thus making him an unrestricted free agent.

It’s all semantics though.

The bottom line is this.

Neither of these guys is good enough to be on the Green Bay Packers, but they’re good enough to be on the Minnesota Vikings.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Cheese March 19, 2015

    Wow, this is getting ridiculous. Doesn’t matter who the Packers release, the Vikings want them. They even wanted AJ Hawk before he signed with the Bengals, which would have been another one on the list.

  2. Cheesemaker March 19, 2015

    Does that net us a comp pick?

    1. Adam March 19, 2015

      If i recall correctly, DuJuan was a street free agent, so no.

  3. Justin T March 19, 2015

    Still dissapointed they have Charles Johnson. Would have been nice to still have him in a Packer uni.

    1. Abe Frohman March 20, 2015


  4. YouAreThisMad March 19, 2015

    Haha you Pack fans are so anally pained. Can’t wait to see how mad you’ll be when Bridgewater beats the brakes off you boys.

    1. Fritz March 19, 2015

      well you better start waiting, pal… as Confucius said: “the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step”…

    2. Tucson Packer March 19, 2015

      Bridgewater….Vikings….so scary hahahaha

    3. Savage57 March 20, 2015

      Fuckstick, there was nothing in the article about the Packers or it’s fans giving a flying fuck about losing this guy, just the pathetic habit of Minneshithole picking through the midden heap, always desperate, trying to find someone from the Packers that can help the horned faggots learn how to play football.

      Yeah, man. Shitfucks fans singing that same happy QB tune every spring, but with Webb, Ponder, Cassell, Freeman and now Bilgewater that turns into a funeral dirge by December.

      A regular Murderer’s Row of QB’s, putting smiles on Packers fans year after year. Your team and its shitty fans are but a puddle of dogwater the Packers have to step over two times a year. The only thing that’s gonna get beat is your boyfriend after the Packers humiliate y’all again and again.

      Nice job with Jennings by the way.
      Q: How does a Super Bowl-winning, Pro Bowl player become irrelevant?
      A: Sign with the Queens.

      1. Cheese March 20, 2015

        The Vikings are starting to look like the Browns with their constant rotation at QB.

    4. Deepsky March 20, 2015

      Aaron Rodgers first year: 28 TD passes
      Andrew Luck first year: 23 TD passes
      Peyton Manning first year: 26 TD passes

      Christian Ponder first year: 13 TD passes
      Teddy Bridgewater first year: 14 TD passes

    5. BeantownPackerBacker March 20, 2015

      Hey you worthless piece of shit Queens troll, get the fuck off a Packers page. The only person getting the breaks beat of them is probably Petersons kids you prick. Go back to worshipping your child beater and proclamations of how Favre was the greatest Viking of all time. Thank you for taking our trash for us, saves us the embarrassment of turning into a perennial bottom feeder like the Queens and their fag fan base.

    6. ferris March 21, 2015

      At least he’s a good character guy instead of the rest of your team. Adding former Packers reduces the percentage of players for the Vikings that get arrested. Now tell me the child beater was just doing what his parents did.

  5. Cliff March 19, 2015

    Hey Vikes fan, I believe you are the anally pained one for taking it up the ass for 40 years since your ship landed in the NFL. If your banking on the Teddy Bear to take you to the next level (winning) your totally fucked.

  6. PF4L March 19, 2015

    I don’t get the obsession of players going to another team really. NFL players change teams all the time. So the Vikings sign some Packer players, at the end of the day, why give a fuck? It’s the Vikings, who cares?

  7. BZ in BA March 20, 2015

    The Queens suck. If the NFL had a “B” League, they would definitely be in it (probably near the bottom).

  8. MMTTDCSUCK March 20, 2015

    I enjoyed D. Harris as a running back, felt that he should have had a few more touches each game. K O returns? not so much. He IS a dynamic runner however. Could have produced better for GB, if not for the injury. Best of luck to him!

  9. theRealChuckywasCecil March 20, 2015

    I hate raccoons

  10. Church Lady March 20, 2015

    The Vikings are the Kenny Bania of the NFL… they’re the best, Jerry – The Best!