If someone had bought you Jay Cutler for Christmas back in 2009, it probably would have turned out to be the best Christmas gift you ever received.
And come to think of it, it kind of went down like that. The idiots that were running the Chicago Bears at that time said to themselves, “Hey, we just need a quarterback to put us over the top and Jay Cutler is that guy!”
So, prior to the 2009 season, they went and acquired Cutty! from the Denver Broncos and in the process gave us all a way early Christmas present that would bring us joy for years to come.
That joy will be extended through the 2015 season, it was reported on Tuesday.
Bears fully expect Jay Cutler to be their QB this season, per @mortreport.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 10, 2015
It’s hard to contain the glee that is currently filling our spirits.
When the Bears brought in their latest coaching staff, led by retread John Fox, no one was ready to commit to the Cutster. For what reason, we cannot imagine.
Aside from Cutty!’s sheer brilliance as a signal caller and human being, what were the Bears going to do? Trot Jimmy Clausen out there?
Maybe he’ll recapture the super-okayness he once exhibited at Notre Dame, huh?
Clearly, the Bears have come to their senses. After all, we are sure THIS is their year! And who is better prepared to lead the Chicago Bears to the promised land than Chicago legend, Bear great, Jay Christopher Cutler?