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Clay Matthews Bobblehead is the Worst

hideous Clay Matthews bobblehead

I found this on Twitter the other day and I just can’t get over how truly terrible it is. The Clay Matthews bobblehead is the worst bobblehead.

It’s a total hack job and just goes to show that the Packers and the NFL will give anyone a license so long as they feel they can make a buck. As you surely know, you can’t use that logo or even the Packers uniform on a product without the organization’s permission, so they had to sign off on this atrocity.

Let’s count the ways this is an embarrassment.

  1. Are they aware of what Clay Matthews looks like? That is not his face.
  2. The hair isn’t long enough. Last I checked, it at least touched the back of his jersey and wasn’t the haircut you gave your 10-year-old daughter.
  3. What the hell is he smiling about?
  4. The body position suggests he’s on the field and just made a sack, but he isn’t wearing a helmet. That’s gonna be a penalty.

If anyone out there has one of these, we are curious about one thing. Did bobblehead Matthews disappear from your shelf with a few minutes left in the NFC Championship game like real Matthews did from the game?

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6 Comments

  1. Howard March 3, 2015

    It did disappear from the shelf, however it showed back up during the pro bowl game a week later.

  2. Savage57 March 3, 2015

    The hair looks like a cross between the guy from Rush and Brad Pitt.

  3. Tim March 4, 2015

    There’s no obvious likeness, but this figure looks happy to take a dump on the field just like the team did in the NFC championship game!

  4. Arcturus March 4, 2015

    I don’t get bobble-heads. The Brewers are just inundating their marketing with pitches for these ugly chunks of shit. They give out a plastic statue that ends up in a rummage sale in 3 years and the fans come slobbering to a crappy game. Time and again people prove how stupid they are.

  5. Lisa March 8, 2015

    Hilarious. God I miss football

  6. Bobby D May 25, 2015

    What is Gwyneth Paltrow taking a shit Alex for $400