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Bengals Thwart Vikings, Sign A.J. Hawk

A.J. Hawk

Much to, we’re sure, the chagrin of the Minnesota Vikings, former Green Bay Packers linebacker A.J. Hawk is now a member of the Cincinnati Bengals.

Hawk got a two-year deal from Cincinnati, according to his agent Mike McCartney.

That’s right, A.J. Hawk is going home! It’s the feel-good story of the offseason!

Hawk is from Kettering, Ohio and played his college ball where every Neanderthal plays their college ball — Ohio State.

After the Packers released Hawk on February 25, following the worst season in a lackluster career, the Bengals almost immediately showed interest. The Vikings, who pick over all of the Packers’ scraps, joined the conversation shortly thereafter.

Apparently, the demand for bad-to-mediocre former Packers inside linebackers is high this offseason. Philadelphia almost immediately scooped up the truly terrible Brad Jones after the Packers cut him.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. billybong March 10, 2015

    excellent headline!!! I hope Good old AJ finds a home for his last years in football and lives happily ever after…just glad he didnt waste it with the ‘Queen’s….

  2. EMPiiRE March 10, 2015

    This site is a joke. And so is the “journalism”. You know teams look at players, even of they don’t want them? Its called, testing the market. But you cheese head retards don’t understand that.

    1. Tucson Packer March 10, 2015

      Look man, save some of that Hormel chili flavored Kool-Aid for the rest for your purple pricked blonde wig wearing boyfriends.

    2. Savage57 March 11, 2015

      And you’re too fucking thick to figure out that the joke is the joke.

      Congratulations, Einstein.

  3. Tucson Packer March 10, 2015

    After years of playing in the NFC North I am glad to see him go to a new Conference all together. Gotta be fun for him.

    A lot more fun that it would have been to wake up everyday and think “Damn, I’m a Viking”

  4. Shawn Neuser March 10, 2015

    Hahaha.. great news for AJ who I am sure is getting the perfect scenario with getting to play close to home.
    Couldn’t have happened to a better guy.
    Pretty hilarious how quickly Jones and Hawk were snatched up. Hahaha… Man, teams think the Packers are something. Apparently just putting on that Oval G turns your shit to gold.