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Adrian Peterson Seems Totally Self Aware

Adrian Peterson birthday party

That’s Adrian Peterson right there. Riding a camel. Dressed up like an Arabian prince.

Why is that Adrian Peterson riding a camel, dressed up like an Arabian prince, you ask? Because it was his birthday.

Yes, Peterson threw a 30th birthday party for himself with an Arabic theme. He entered his party riding that camel.

Don’t ask why the party needed to have an Arabic theme. We cannot explain that. Nor do we care to.

But let’s think about this for a moment.

You’re a noted child abuser who has been suspended from his job for nearly a year. You’ve just gotten the go ahead to resume doing your job, but there’s all kinds of uncertainty about your future. That uncertainty revolves around where you’re going to do your job and how much you’re going to get paid to do it.

Because you’re a fucking child abuser.

Two choices for your 30th birthday.

1. Play it low key. Have a nice meal with your lady and maybe one or two of your many illegitimate children.

2. Throw a totally ostentatious blowout with a possibly racist theme that’s going to draw tons of attention. Get ripped. Also, RIDE A FUCKING CAMEL!

Yeah, option two was totally the way to go there.


Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. gman March 24, 2015

    Option #3 rent a huge boat boat invite lots of teammates and a bunch of other (friends) and party
    vikings style ha ha

  2. Howard March 24, 2015

    Where there at camels there are goats and were goats or sheep abide Jared Allen must be close by.

    1. Shawn Neuser March 24, 2015

      Haha… well played, sir.

  3. MGP March 24, 2015

    In Portugal, when a man is a douchebag, people say: “That guy is a camel!” :-)

  4. Cheesemaker March 24, 2015


    Until now, I just thought he was terribly misguided. Now I realize he’s actually insane.

  5. The Money Mike March 24, 2015

    “You’ve just gotten the go ahead to resume doing your job”…you just hit the nail on the head on why the fuck he did this

  6. Winter is back! March 24, 2015

    Who cares if he decided to throw a big party. It’s his b-day and if he has the money he can do w.e! I’m sure if you had the money you’d prob throw some insane b-day as well….hell if I had his money i’d prob throw a party too.

  7. PF4L March 24, 2015

    This guys talk and actions ranks him among the biggest selfish D bags since Brett Farve.

  8. 40for60 July 1, 2015

    Are you serious?
    Packer fans dogging AD when two felons are suited up for the green and gold?
    Please, go back to tipping cows, er, girlfriends.