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Your Brad Jones Nightmare is Over

Brad Jones

It’s the day we’ve all been dreaming of, folks! The day that linebacker Brad Jones is no longer a member of the Green Bay Packers.

February 20, 2015.

Cue the ticker tape parade!

The Packers made the announcement that they cut the cord on Jones on Friday afternoon. It’s an announcement that we not only hoped for, but expected, considering it makes all kinds of financial sense.

Jones had only one year remaining on his contract. And while releasing him now forces the Packers to eat $1 million in dead money, they gain $3.75 million in cap space.

They also rid themselves of guy who made more mistakes than he did plays.

Jones opened the 2014 season as a starter at inside linebacker. He missed three tackles in the week 1 loss to Seattle and was benched thereafter. He never regained his starting job, but still managed to make his presence felt with idiotic mistakes. The ill-advised shot to Matthew Stafford’s facemask that drew a 15-yard penalty in week 17 and ultimately being the reason for Seattle’s successful fake field goal attempt in the NFC Championship game are two prime examples.

So long, sucker!

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Howard February 20, 2015


  2. Vijay February 20, 2015

    Allah be praised!

  3. MP February 20, 2015

    Just think, if B.Jones wasn’t in on the fake field goal play, which would of led to the Seahawks taking a FG, then B.Jones might still be a Packer due to his forced fumble on that kickoff.

    Maybe the fake FG was a blessing in disguise.

  4. fred February 20, 2015

    Praise the lord!!!!!!!

  5. There is a God! February 20, 2015

    Praise God!!!! Let Hawk be next.

  6. E. Wolf February 20, 2015

    Knick-knack paddy-whack give a dog a bone. This old man went rolling home. He really did, too.

  7. Cheese February 20, 2015

    Finally getting rid of all the losers they should have exiled years ago.

  8. Dick Cheney's Conscience February 21, 2015

    Brad Jones sucks shit

  9. Phillthy February 21, 2015

    I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time.

  10. Organicbuzz February 21, 2015

    Hate to rag on the guy but Pack gave him more than one “do over” He has bad karma. Watch viqueens sign him and he bites us in the ass.Nah, not with the purple pukes.Go Pack Go!!!