This video has been floating around for a few days, but I got around to watching it because it’s 10 damn minutes long. So yes, this is a commitment, but the payoff is pretty sweet. A bunch of goober Seattle Seahawks fans are crushed when their team loses the Super Bowl.
The video is long because it takes you through a number of big plays that went in Seattle’s favor before getting to the payoff. That payoff is these clowns standing really close to the TV chanting “Beast Mode,” only to watch Badger great Russell Wilson throw an interception to the Patriots’ Malcolm Butler at the 1-yard line.
And then, disbelief.
The whole gang is here. You’ve got young Chachie with his totally douchetastic camera that mommy and daddy gave him for Christmas taking random crowd shots, drunk aunt Hildy who no one wants to celebrate with because she was caught vomiting off the back porch not two hours ago, and pederast cousin James, who’s sweet-ass mustache is finally coming in after all of these years.
One of my friends mentioned that this was kind of like how we felt watching the NFC Championship game. I disagree. It wasn’t nearly as sudden. When you’re in the midst of one of the all-time greatest collapses in NFL history, it just feels different. The fact that the Packers made it to overtime didn’t even matter to me. I already knew the game was over and the Packers weren’t going to win. You don’t recover from a collapse of epic proportions while you’re collapsing.
For Seattle, it was a sudden punch in the gut. For Green Bay, it was more like a snowball rolling down a hill. At some point, you just say, well, this obviously isn’t going to stop so I better just get out of the way.
That doesn’t make it any better, but this almost does.
This is even better than the link I posted on an earlier thread because it follows the same group of asshats. It still shows the clown in the Wilson jersey clapping and giving a fist pump before realizing that Butler picked the ball off. Fantastic.
Shit I thought Gremlins only reproduce from getting wet. These inbreds seem to multiply from beer.
Awesome
These videos are awesome. Though my favorite is the good looking group in Hawaii with the one Pats fan. Awesome.
Even with everything I have been through with the Packers, I can hardly imagine the pain of being one yard from the Super Bowl and making that mistake at that time. I don’t think you’d ever forget it.
On the other hand, if you are ignorant enough to wear a Doug Baldwin jersey, (please tell me those are Brian Blades’ jerseys), then you deserve all the pain you get.
That made me laugh so hard I think a chunk of my lung came up. TY.
What a nerd holding a camera the whole game. I hate nerds!!!
It can’t be a Brian blades jersey because most Seahawks fans have only followed them for 3 yrs
In my mind, there are few offenses truly worthy of a horrific death, but as a guest in my house, jumping around and standing two feet in front of the TV while my team is playing in the Super Bowl could probably get you gutted.
I posted this earlier when RelampagoBlanco originally added the link on the “1-2th Man” post.
God I hate these fucks, but love the video. Further thoughts below.
Watching this, I could only imagine how much fun it would have been to be at these gatherings, handing out loaded handguns so these fucks could adequately express their grief.
For the the two, snot-globbering pieces of shit, especially the fat fuck blubbering on the shitter, I would have liked to have been there and been able to offer that gash a hari-kiri knife so he could disembowel himself and at least have a chance at restoring some sense of honor.
The other fuck mewling on the deck, his buddy ought to have drilled him about three times in the fucking ear. Either that or brought a Katana with him.
But the very best part of this was realizing that all these videos were made with the intention of showing the “1-2’s” celebrating and revelling in their moment of triumph, only to see it dissolve into the gut-wrenching agony of their team’s now most-legendary, bed-shitting.
The only real disappointment I had with the outcome of the Super Bowl was that the Seahawks team plane didn’t go down in a ball of fiery destruction on the way back to Shitattle.
Jesus christ man, get some therapy.
This was my therapy, asshat.
Question: did anybody get a good enough look at the position on the field for Butler? i.e., if he had been playing for the packers, would he have gone down immediately? if so, would that have resulted in a touchback or a safety? it seems to me that even if it had been ruled a safety, the pats could put their safety kick down around midfield with less than 10 sec. or so left? then, would the packers have learned how to knock down a hail mary? any thoughts?
you know they’re Seahawks fan when the oldest jersey is, like, 2 years old.
I wonder if that shitstain Seattle fan who trolled here put a gun in his mouth last Sunday after his Dynasty shit the bed….