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This is Davante Adams’ Dope Ride

Monty McMahon by Monty McMahon
February 25, 2015
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Green Bay Packers receiver Davante Adams threw out this post of his ride yesterday. It was part of a photoshoot for some gearhead magazine, which is why the photo looks all Batman.

That is definitely a Porsche and if I had to bet, I’d bet it’s a Porsche Panamera.

MSRP on one of these manhood boosters is $78,100 and that’s for the bare-bones one. Not that any Porsche is really bare bones — even the cheapest one will make your penis appear two inches bigger.

The Panamera Turbo S Executive goes for over $200,000.

On top of that, I’ve never seen a green Porsche, which would suggest that’s a custom paint job.

Adams made $420,000 in 2014, but he also got a $1,180,656 signing bonus when he signed his rookie deal.

So, drop in the bucket!

A photo posted by Davante Adams (@taeadams) on Feb 24, 2015 at 1:35pm PST

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  1. Avatar for Phatgzus Phatgzus says:
    8 years ago

    That’s pretty sexay.

  2. Avatar for Arcturus Arcturus says:
    8 years ago

    4-door Porsche? Might as well have gotten a soccer mom Cayenne.

    • Avatar for Cheese Cheese says:
      8 years ago

      Agreed

  3. Avatar for MMK MMK says:
    8 years ago

    So he’s grossed 1.6 mil so far. After taxes, lets say just over a mil. So depending on the Porsche he got maybe not a drop in the bucket. And that’s why these dudes end up on 30 for 30. Not that I wouldn’t do the same thing. Way to go my dude.

    • Avatar for Phatgzus Phatgzus says:
      8 years ago

      33% income tax? Holy shit dude. Have you heard Davante speak? He seems like a relatively intelligent dude. Not like his career is over and he’s dishin’ out the Benjamins.

  4. Avatar for Salazar Salazar says:
    8 years ago

    Since when is a 33% income tax hard to believe in this country? I’ve paid more than that in the past and pay pretty close to it now.

    • Avatar for Arcturus Arcturus says:
      8 years ago

      Well as a matter of fact along with Wisconsin state tax of 7% and the 39% federal in his bracket, 1.5% medicare on the whole nut and FICA taking another 7K, he’d clear about 835K out of that 1.6M.

  5. Avatar for Kozak Kozak says:
    8 years ago

    Great. Now, remember it’s a COP magnet. So be sure you are sober, not driving 30 over the limit, and don’t have any “contraband” (see Guion) in the vehicle. Otherwise enjoy….

  6. Avatar for Savage57 Savage57 says:
    8 years ago

    Porsche Panamera is a fine ride. Dude shows extremely good motoring taste. Not sure about the paint job, but I think it says a lot that he identifies his ride with his team. I know a lot of guys making far less bank than Davante going all in on rides like this.

  7. Avatar for Harry Hood Harry Hood says:
    8 years ago

    That paint job is soooo fucking hot, I think I need to fap!

    Elegant and classy AF!

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