What Should We Get Matthew Stafford for his Wedding?
Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford AKA Butterball is finally making an honest woman out of his classy, keg-stand-loving lady Kelly Hall.
The nuptials will take place on April 4 and someone has gone and found the couple’s Williams-Sonoma wedding registry.
Unfortunately, there is no gravy boat, so we cannot continue our tradition of sending a gravy boat to the other quarterbacks in the NFC North when they get married.
Also unfortunate, the ice cream scooper has already been spoken for. You just know Butterball loves ice cream. His fat face tells us that he probably eats ice cream after every meal.
He probably has a t-shirt that says “I Love Ice Cream.”
So, what do you think? What should we get them?