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Seattle Seahawks Fans are Awesome

Seattle Seahawks fans are awesome. How awesome? Awesome like Miami Heat fans.

A bunch of these face-fainting dickwads decided to leave during the fourth quarter of Sunday’s NFC Championship game because, you know, their team was losing.

In Green Bay, that’s just an excuse to drink more. Rule of thumb: always buy two beers just before the third quarter ends, because they stop selling that shit when the fourth begins. Then you’re sure to be good and ripped by the time the game is over and that’s the perfect way to either, A. celebrate a win or, B. forget a loss.

Anyway, Seattle fans, who are pretty much useless to begin with, left and of course they got locked out. So a bunch of them had to stand outside while their team came back and won.

Good job, asshats.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. brad January 19, 2015

    All this does is remind me of how heartbreaking this loss was.

  2. Richard January 19, 2015

    Don’t worry. If they go on to beat New England easily it will feel even worse.

  3. Cheese January 19, 2015

    Bandwagon fucks

  4. the real jeff ircink January 19, 2015

    their team still won though….

  5. BCK January 19, 2015

    Feel better now? Sure a few fans left, (I’m sure every single fan always stays until the bitter end in Green Bay) but if you bothered to watch the ceremonies after the game (when the Seahawks were receiving the Halas Trophy) you might have noticed that the stadium was still full. But maybe facts confuse you when you are trying to make yourself feel better by gratuitously demeaning the victorious team’s fans. Don’t worry though, you should feel OK by about next September, when the Packers are ready to play not to lose again.

  6. Richard January 19, 2015

    Yeah, can’t really poke fun of the Seattle “fans” for leaving early, when our team and coaching staff essentially did the same thing.

  7. James Bennett January 20, 2015

    That’s exactly right, Richard.

  8. Rulo January 22, 2015

    Jesus I’ve never seen anyone be more butt-hurt and salty about a defeat. Keep grasping at straws and attacking other teams’ fan bases (the stadium was still full AFTER the trophy ceremony) if that’s what helps you cope with heartbreak. In my opinion, though, that’s not what classy fans do, so you’re doing the entire Green Bay organization a disservice spewing hate like this.