Apparently this is a thing. Key & Peele, who have a show on Comedy Central by the same name, do this sketch pretending to be football players with stupid names. This right here is the third installment of said sketch.
It’s East West Bowl 3: Pro Edition and it features Green Bay Packers Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Aaron Rodgers.
Rodgers is the funniest part of the whole thing if you ask us.